hey you guys should read my fanfic where I'm smashing Bingge's egg with a hammer
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hey you guys should read my fanfic where I'm smashing Bingge's egg with a hammer
We all know this bit from the Jinlan chase right after Binghe has slammed Shen Qingqiu into the wall, of course: "Under the streaming moonlight, Luo Binghe looked even more peerlessly beautiful, as if his silhouette had been carved from ice and jade. He pressed very close, and he spoke with slow deliberation. "After so many years of separation, we meet amidst golden wind and jade dew, yet Shizun incessantly calls someone else's name. That truly saddens this disciple a little.""
And we get the footnote that the bolded line is from a poem about the Cowherd and Weaver Girl, right. Let's forget for a moment that Shen Qingqiu has his "Binghe is so hot" moment right after being chased down and slammed into a wall. Let's look at Binghe. Binghe, who just slammed Shen Qingqiu into a wall and is now quoting from a poem about separated lovers meeting.
Here's the poem by the way, by Qin Guan: Through the varying shapes of the delicate clouds, the sad message of the shooting stars, a silent journey across the Milky Way. One meeting of the Cowherd and Weaver amidst the golden autumn wind and jade-glistening dew, eclipses the countless meetings in the mundane world. The feelings soft as water, the ecstatic moment unreal as a dream, how can one have the heart to go back on the bridge made of magpies? If the two hearts are united forever, why do the two persons need to stay together—day after day, night after night?
I suppose we can forgive Shen Qingqiu for not even giving us an assumption of Binghe using that line sarcastically, because he's having a stressful day and an even more stressful night. But I sure wish he would've put any attention on it! Your disciple is quoting romantic poetry at you!! Also, Luo Binghe is bold as fuck, just straight up quoting from a poem like this, even if it's from a less "obviously" romantic line.
It's still from a poem about separated lovers meeting.
(Imagine him quoting this for himself to Shen Qingqiu's corpse during those five years... hoping for that reunion with the person who's so far away...)
i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.
[ Congratulations! New kissable spot discovered! (*≧∀≦*) ]
i only want to be here with you
blackened protagonist
you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools
to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.
Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs
I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools
your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths
what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger
rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette
Hideous things should be kept hidden away.
[Thank you to @primtheamazing for the Zhuzhi-Lang Commission!]
[ID from alt: A hand drawn, watercolour style art piece of the character Zhuzhi-Lang from Scum Villian's self saving system. The character is in his half-snake form, appearing to be tangled and crammed into the frame, which is designed to resemble a wooden drawer. His long dark green hair is tangled around him. His hands have two fingers plus a thumb with long claws, and are held out in a defensive pose. His large golden eye appears wide and panicked, and a few tears well up and fall down his cheek. Sneek? Whatever one might call a snake cheek. /end ID]
every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.
you can have friends on the other side of the planet! neither of you even has to travel!!!!! you can just talk to them whenever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will
I’m SO behind on scanning my post-it notes so this is from the SVSSS manga announcement! SQH is trying to get in on the action.
they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of