#rp chronicles

[anzuffxiv]

i need to admit something:

one time as a sprout, I was at the quicksands and a guy tried to pick me up but I don't erp really so he offered me money and we went to costa del sol and I just made him watch the sunrise with me and wrote cheesy romantic stuff and he said it was the best time he'd ever had and that it was better than any erp would've been, gave me 3mil, and left lmao

[bitchlettearyamaryne]

I'm not much of a tumblr girl who posts every so often about the ship. I tend to spend more time on Omegle for RPs. I have been doing them since 2012 (if I do recall correctly), and I have had my fair share of rude people. This morning, though, I encountered probably the rudest person ever. So I made a small grammatical mistake...I don't think that would warrant an "Either English isn't your first language or you're stupid as a bag of rocks" followed by an abrupt disconnection. No matter the circumstance, I don't think it's right to be rude just because a platform gives you power through anonymity. And English IS my first language. I was taught the language alongside Filipino. I may have undergone some careless code-switching in the middle of a thought which resulted to a grammatically incorrect, yet still cohesive syntax. Heck, even native speakers make mistakes so who the heck are you to call someone stupid after two sentences? Then again, what gives you the right to ridicule somebody for knowing a language other than English? Highly ludicrous. It is probably my mistake that anyone who would put solely adlock-related tags in Omegle would be nice and understanding, given that the rest of those aboard the adlock yacht are understanding folk even though we do blow our gasket when people are being incredibly ignorant and self-righteous (a conversation for another time). It may be true that the internet is dark and full of terrors but jeez louise, don't let your lack of human decency show. I pray it doesn't happen to you, person-who-thinks-I'm-stupid-as-a-bag-of-rocks. If you fly so high, then fall shall you from a greater height. Ary out

[gentle-odds-moved]

That response took me waaay too long. ah...

[gentle-odds-moved]

How the fuck do I write terror.

[arena-of-the-unwell]

petramarwood​ ||

petramarwood:

*lays back in your armchair sipping Chardonnay* You carry on, sweetcheeks, I’m all ears. Don’t ask how did I get in. Ingenuity, man.

"Sweetcheeks? How dare you, call me that!  I'd prefer not to know actually; but I'm sure you climbed up the gutter--that seems to be where your mind's at anyways.  All women are exactly the same. A man might swear they fell out of one mould!"

[oakspine]

Stranger: M

You: olepeople have taken up residence under my bed and i am very, very scared.