I'd like to thank Mr. John Rich and Mr. Daniel McCormick for founding Woolrich, Inc. I'd also like to thank any animals that were killed to keep me warm. Your bravery is not without cause. The ingenuity of Mr. Rich and Mr. McCormick, along with the sacrifice of those animals, keeps my fat ass warm. While morons go around freezing in their overpriced modern wear, I am sweating balls. Thank you for playing along and have a wonderful evening. #RukTestedBiggieApproved












