#rumble remix

[behrendninja]

Akali: You wanted to talk to me?

Evelynn: I.... I have kept a really big secret...

Akali: Did you get another expensive car?

Evelynn: Yes but No.

Akali: Okay... What's wrong?

Evelynn: I...have been taking Judo classes...

Akali: That's it?

Evelynn: You're not mad?

Akali: Of course not! I'm so happy for you to be learning any martial arts. It doesn't matter what style you do, as long as you enjoy it. Plus... That means I get to learn it too! Whenever you want to practice, let me know and I'll be your uke (dummy).

Evelynn: Darling, you're not a dummy.

Akali: No, uke means like a practice partner. Hence the term dummy ...

Evelynn: You're beautiful and intelligent....

Akali: I'm going back to playing TFT.

[behrendninja]

Ahri: So... Who plays Teamfight Tactics?

Akali: Sup?

Ahri: What are your thoughts on the new update coming up?

Akali: It's cool we're all in it and I get to be in it twice!

*Evelynn poofs in*

Evelynn: Two Rogues are better than one.

Akali: Do you want to deal with two Lil Shits?

Evelynn:

Akali:

Ahri:

Akali: Waiting.

Evelynn: The sex would be amazing though!

Ahri: YOU'RE DEALING WITH BOTH OF THEM ON YOUR OWN!