#rummage pile

[bunnimarae]

Cylinder baby 🍀

[theparsnipship]

I think I was supposed to go to work today

TUNA CAN   Don't you fucking ever, I mean EVER, fucking talk to me like that!

GRAVY BOAT   Alright!  But stop fucking my ex!

TUNA CAN   I won't be told what to do.  We're in love--

GRAVY BOAT   You're not.  Not at all.  And she's going to leave you for the next mac-n-cheese she finds.

TUNA CAN   No!  We're in goddam mother-fucking love!  And nothing will ever change that.

GRAVY BOAT   You're an idiot.

     [GRAVY BOAT uppercuts TUNA CAN.  Ow!  TUNA CAN falls to the floor in a prostrate position nursing his uppercutted jaw.]

     [Enter COUS COUS]

COUS COUS   Tuna Can!  OMG!  Are you alright?

TUNA CAN   Yeah, I'm fine.  I'm getting up.

COUS COUS   Gravy!  What did you do?

TUNA CAN   He didn't do anything... I ran into a wall.

COUS COUS   Aw, poor baby.  Let me get you some ice.

TUNA CAN   No, I'll be fine.  Don't worry schnookums.

GRAVY BOAT   Here, lemme help you up.

     [Enter SPATULA]

SPATULA   Hey guys, there's a rummage pile out front with tons of books.

TUNA CAN   Oh cool!  Let's check it out!

     [They all exit.]

COCKROACH THAT HAD BEEN HIDING   Well... that was anti-climatic.