#rupert finkle

[lastthoughtsofanidiot]

Ray Cross: I KNEW IT, fucking Albie I KNOW YOU'RE A VAMPIRE

John Albie *standing in pool if blood*: why would you think that

Ray *gestures*: that!

Albie *dragging a dead body away*: what?

Ablie *using toothpick to pick out bits of flesh from they fangs*: I feel like you say a lot of stuff you don't mean

Albie *using a tide pen to get blood off their collar*:maybe it would be good for you to speak to a professional...

10 min later

Ray: I SWEAR I saw them eating a person

Rupert: yeah.... Sure ya did bud....

[lastthoughtsofanidiot]

GUYS a company dinner is coming up, it's like celebrating whatever whatever, important stuff. We gotta choose tables and it's only 10 to a table. Everyone keeps acting like I'm going to make the table arrangements for our office, and then asking me personally to sit at my table. Like I'm flattered, but unless we all start sitting on each other's laps I don't think this is gonna work out. Someone get me my gun.

Kiss kiss goodbye - Rupert