It’s so hilarious to me that Rush Clovis asks 6’2, trained martial artist, war hero/criminal known Galaxy-wide, built like a brick shithouse, with a METAL ARM, Anakin Skywalker, to a fistfight, and then was SURPRISED when he got his ass beat

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It’s so hilarious to me that Rush Clovis asks 6’2, trained martial artist, war hero/criminal known Galaxy-wide, built like a brick shithouse, with a METAL ARM, Anakin Skywalker, to a fistfight, and then was SURPRISED when he got his ass beat
Show me an instance where Anidala is toxic or abusive without:
mentioning disagreements, fights, or arguments, as this is something ALL married couples experience. Having an argument or disagreement is not TOXIC.
mentioning the Clovis incident, because yeah Anakin shouldn't have beaten him half to death but also last time Padmé was alone with Clovis she almost died. Anakin knew Clovis was very into her, and the dude was literally working with the Separatists--who also had tried to have Padmé assassinated on many occasions–not to mention, in the Revenge of the Sith novelization Palpatine LITERALLY ADMITS that he knew about Anakin and Padmé's secret ceremony on Naboo, he admits he knew they were married to Anakin's face, and he intentionally assigned Padmé to Clovis in that second TCW Clovis arc because he wanted to drive a wedge between them which ended up failing in the long run. "The Clovis Incident" is literally part of a manipulation and not a natural progression of their relationship.
mentioning the "choking incident" on Mustafar because at that point, he was Vader. Yes, he's still Anakin Skywalker, but he's been so corrupted by the Dark Side that this doesn't exactly count toward Anakin– him doing this and turning to the Dark Side is literally so out of character, so UNLIKE Anakin that Padmé loses the will to live because she feels like she's lost Anakin because Anakin would NEVER do this. (In the Legends EU, so many characters act EXTREMELY out of character once they give in to the Dark Side. Take Ulic Qel-Droma, or Exar Kun, both Jedi who wanted to forward the cause of the Jedi and then inexplicably support the Sith after experimenting with the Dark Side.)
These are the top instances people use to try to claim that Anidala is toxic/abusive and I just don't consider them to be valid arguments. Anakin is unstable and terrified of losing the people he cares about, but he literally NEVER HURTS PADME until he isn't Anakin anymore.
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just saw fives get shot and now i have to deal with the clovis arc???
this is bullshit
“Fight me without your Jedi tricks.”
Bro he has a metal arm and is an active combatant in a war. You are an accountant!
I’m sorry Padmé but he walked in on you pushing him away and saying no. Anakin thought the worst.
Do you think Padme's handmaidens preferred Anakin or Clovis for her?
Assume RotS hasn't happened yet, and "they hated both men" isn't an option.
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