#ryanshultzy

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Woah

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The man next to me at the gym violently smells like a bar of Irish Spring soap. Consulting my attorney to see if I can take any legal action.

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Fun fact! My birth inspired the creation of the lobotomy 🤗

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My family’s sending me to rehab because I’m addicted to stacking that bread

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Biological warfare

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Let that be a lesson to you.

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Nut butter @jif

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Practice makes perfect.