#ryngraf

[beautyofpoland]

[thoughtsthroughfog]

Names of necklaces are hard!

My uncle: Yeah, so we call this kind of necklace a ryngraf, I don't know what it is in English.

(After a kibbitz)

Mom: Oh, it's a gorget!

Me: Isn't that an eggplant?

Mom: What?

Me: Courgette, that's an eggplant. In... fuck, France? England?

My aunt: A Corvette? That's a car.

Me: Actually, maybe it's an aubergine in England and a courgette in France.

Mom: GUYS. I said GORGET.