#s1e06

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you'd think the shittiest part about the hyena episode is xander sexually assaulting Buffy while possessed. but actually the shittiest part is when he gets unpossessed and lies to her about remembering any of it... no acknowledgement whatsoever.

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Literally episode 6

And I mean literally

[thoughtful-grumpy-noises]

s1e06 notes:

"everybody needs a little warmth." sanctuary moon dialogue is sooo cheesy ajdkalsjldaks but i love the navbot's makeup....it's overdone but in a beautiful soap opera-ey way

mensah slightly losing it when she learns abt murderbot deleting repair manuals for shows is so good. "it is not even a premium quality show" she's sooo good

gurathin's "kill me now" expression when lebeebee keeps going off on the penis tangent and bharadwaj bravely trying to do some educating™

really interesting that gurathin turns his paranoia/suspicion on lebeebee but it's too late...

when bharadawaj tells her "you can come with us" and gurathin's like wtf please don't say that

gurathin's so suspicious "i think i'd rather not." esp when lebeebee's trying to play on their feelings

and he's so resigned when she pulls a gun on them as opposed to bharadwaj's genuine horror

gurathin doing his little self hug again :(

ngl i had to look away when mensah actually started cutting...im so nervous of blades

goddd the fucking. the open yonic wound in its back aughhhhhhhh

gurathin being described as a "walking dataport" :( bullying him

i was so :0 when gurathin got shot....he really is the designated whumpee fr. like the show is so indulgent in a good way

when arada says "it's kind of a stupid name." and pin-lee's immediate <:O

also pin-lee kicking raathi when he says sth silly omg pin-lee.....trying their best to keep their stupid polycule alive!!

gurathin covering his mouth at his sob when leebeebee says mesah is dead is so. also when the captions say [crying]

bharadwaj's clear distress :( "you killed her!"

honestly pin-lee losing it in laughter is actually so good

"but first i'd like to repair my spinal column if that's alright w everyone :|"

gurathin crying from the pain so true. i feel like it's so rare that we see men crying esp from a gunshot wound which like. obviously hurts

really glad this show is being realistic-ish!!

pouring one out for pin-lee hauling stuff in the background <3

"but then i exploded lebeebee's head. and that felt good." something something the dog guarding the sheep has tasted blood and now remembers it's not so unrelated to the wolf

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[caffeinatedcatbindery]

S1E06 - Hourglass

Watch time!

Might as well have called this episode Prophecy, but that would've been too on the nose, right? 😆

This one's gonna be important for fic writing.

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wait fuck ok i’m back to being sad about it now

like the thing is that ed doesn’t really hang out with anyone but stede in season one, not really. and whenever he is talking to other ppl on the crew, stede is right there. the only exception to this is in episode 8 when jack brings the party energy and everyone is getting drunk and rowdy together specifically as part of jack’s efforts to exclude stede.

and as a fandom we always make jokes and theorize about what the relationship between ed and stede must look like from the outside, if they were all placing bets for when they’d finally hook up or if they had zero belief in stede’s ability to pull THEE blackbeard

but now i’m thinking about the crew’s perception of Ed Himself. of the crew’s perceptions of The Legendary Blackbeard and how that must’ve changed over the course of the first season. because when they first meet him they’re all impressed and starstruck bc yeah, duh, this is Pirate Beyoncé we’re talking about. they’re also in varying degrees “worried he’s gonna kill them.”

but they quickly see that the real pirate beyonce isn’t all leather and murder and head made of smoke. blackbeard swaps clothes with their cringefail (derogatory) boss for fun. he dresses up and goes to a fancy party just because he wants to—he’s not even trying to get anything out of it, doesn’t have an angle the way frenchie does, he genuinely just wants to go to a very un-Blackbeardy party and have fun. he tells them scary stories. he shows them some of his trade blackbeard secrets. he hypes them all up after their first fuckery (and i will never get over how cute that is exchange is, “scared the pants off me” and “i thought blackbeard didn’t feel fear” and “and i didn’t, until tonight” and the crew’s genuine excitement and pride). he goes on a treasure hunt with their cringefail (affectionate, now) boss and lets him dig in the ground to get it out of his system. they learn that ed isn’t just a scary pirate, he also can be silly and goof off and enjoy things that aren’t exactly compatible’s with the Blackbeard Brand

and beyond just not adhering 24/7 to the Brand, they learn that ed—that blackbeard—is human. is fallible. they see his first plan to escape the spanish fail, and they get to participate in the backup plan that he and stede come up with. frenchie sees ed get hurt at the fancy party in a way that he completely understands. lucius realizes that ed is just as into his cringefail boss as his cringefail boss is into ed, and over the course of giving ed a shovel talk he maybe learns that The Legendary Blackbeard might actually be nervous about a boy liking him back.

and none of this—NONE of this—makes the crew lose any respect for him. even pete never has a moment where his perception of his idol is shattered, where he’s disappointed that blackbeard isn’t all nine guns and zero mercy all the time. instead, pete expands his idea of what The Ideal Pirate (the ideal MAN) looks like.

i think by the time jack rolls around, ed is no longer on that Pirate Beyoncé pedestal to them. he’s still on a pedestal, a bit, but instead of seeing ed as this untouchable badass legend, they see him as like. the coolest guy on the ship. still a badass, still somebody they all respect and admire, but someone they can hang out with. someone they really want to hang out with. they want to impress ed because they want him to like them, they want to be his friend. and yeah, it’s played as a “your father and i are getting a divorce but we still love you very much” joke, but they really are so sad when ed leaves with jack.

and ed showing up with no beard and no stede, ed hiding in his cabin for. a day? multiple days? ed singing a song about his feelings. ed saying he no longer wants to go by blackbeard.

the crew is confused, but they’re on board. they don’t laugh at him for his (bad) singing, they don’t think less of him now that he’s sans iconic beard. ed, to them, is still The Coolest Guy On The Ship, and they want to be his friend. they’re excited to be his friend.

they want to put on a talent show.

and ed, right after getting stabbed in the back by jack and izzy, and then stede, and then izzy again—ed, who was so affected by the jeers of the rich fuckers at that fancy party, who grew up in a culture that doesn’t allow for friendship, a culture of everyone in various stages of fucking each other over—can’t see that. he’s got fresh heartbreak and fresh betrayal that are compounding on years of trauma and he hears them all chanting his name and he can’t trust this crew. he couldn’t trust his first mate, and he couldn’t trust his old shipmate, and he couldn’t trust stede. he cannot, cannot risk vulnerability with the crew. not again.

(and like, cmon, who is ed even kidding? he’s not made for things like softness and friendship and genuine camaraderie. trying to be anything other than blackbeard is like a wolf trying to fit in a sheep’s clothing, but the clothing is too small and everyone can see right through him and they’re all laughing and laughing and he’s the only one who can’t see what a joke he is. ed’s not an idiot, he knows there’s no way the crew is up their chanting his name and asking for another song because they like him. they just want the great clown pagliacci to come out and make them laugh.

so sure, ed’ll give them a show. they think ed’s funny? well he’s about to be fucking hilarious.)

EDIT: those of y’all seeing this in the ofmd tags are missing the additions where it gets even sadder

[someguywriting]

famed police lieutenant Columbo vs silly string

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