#s:ncis

[incorrectfallingkingdomsquotes]

Magnus: Cleo sees the glass as half full. I see it as half empty. That’s why we make a great team. Nic, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Lucia wonders why it has to be glass. And Jonas usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

[theheirandtheprincess]

Magnus: Are we fighting?

Cleo: If we were, you would be on the floor, bleeding.

Magnus: Okay, I accept that as a likely outcome.

[incorrectmatsuquotes]

Jyushimatsu: I don’t know what to get anybody. What do you think Karamatsu nii-san needs?

Ichimatsu: An attitude adjustment or a punch in the face.

Jyushimatsu: Ichimatsu nii-san, you’re not helping.