Why are they fujoing out over each otherâs ship

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Why are they fujoing out over each otherâs ship
yakuza 5 chapter 8
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Summary: It just figured that on the worst night of Baba Shigekiâs life, heâd run into the most beautiful man in the entire world.
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âYou greedy shitheads,â Baba fumed, punching the would-be stabber in the stomach. âIt wasnât enough to take all the money I had left in the world? You had to go and rob an old, defenseless-â
âWho you callinâ old?â
Baba looked up and, there, backlit by the shopâs warm glow, was the most beautiful man heâd ever seen. He held the ringleader captive in his big, burly arms, lifted him over his own head and, with hardly any effort at all, threw him into the street. The thug went airborne before the force of his launch sent him skidding through dirty puddles and into some nearby trash cans like the worldâs most painful slipânâslide.
âFucccccccck me,â Baba uttered dumbly, his initial angry, irritated air over the getting jumped fading into an embarrassing, breathy plea by the time heâd gotten to the end of his sentence.
âWhat, like, right now?â Saejima inquired mildly before dropping his shoulder to block the blond hoodlum from getting to the counter. âKinda have my hands full at the moment.â
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Written for the "Jobs" prompt over at the Kamuro Shipping Company Discord Server!
Couldn't decide which one I like best... now you have to suffer all of them *oh no :3
arrives fashionably late and honks la cucaracha) yo does saebabaweek work here (Day 1, Tiger and Bunny)
yakuza fans will have any mfers fucking, 1 million random ships with any random fuckin characters fuckin AND I RESPECT IT- SMASH THOSE PNGS TOGETHER BABY I SUPPORT YOU but then comes little Baba Shigeki with his snatched ass waist, nastygal.com black ribbed for his pleasure turtle neck big sparkly anime girl eyes and hes a femme fatale??? TRAPPED ON A MOUNTAIN TOP SNOWY SNOWY COLD WITH BIG STRONG WARM SAEJIMA?? AND HES OH SO EVIL he's got his scheme and its working Oh saejima youre so naive... I played you for a fool and you fell for it ALL you believed me.... but now you know... you have to die....... So only one of us can leave here alive then? STOP HESITIATIN BABA-CHAN PULL THE TRIGGER I DONT CARE IF YOUR A LITTLE LYING DECEIVER I WONT BE THE ONE TO KILL YOU BABA-CHAN so go on then- shoot me. I will shoot you... But why did you come back for me when I was lost in that blizzard. you should have ABANDONED ME you put your life at risk just for me.... WHY?????? I CALLED YOU ANIKI BC I LOOKED UP TO YOU !!!!!! you're my kyodai of course I went back for you. the bond we got? it's there even if we dont make it official with some dusty old ritual- YOURE MY KYODAI NO MATTER WHETHER YA LIKE IT OR NOT BABA-CHAN! STOP CALLING ME THAT IM GONNA SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FUCKIN HEAD IF YOU KEEP CALLING ME THAT. NO THE FUCK YOU ARENT, BABA-CHAN. I will beat your ass into the ground but then I'm gonna offer you my big ol calloused hand and we will share a cigarette and we WILL MEET AGAIN and you cunts saw all that and almost no one has shit to say??? ALMOST NO ONE IS FROTHIN AT THE MOUTH? MATE. mate. UNFATHOMABLE TO ME. Anyway.
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It's the 7th in my time zone so it's SaeBaba week time!!!!
I honestly didn't think I would get anything done I've been so busy and writer's blocked but I think we are so back.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64487734
SAEBABA WEEK DAY 1: TIGER & BUNNY