#safeway

[secondbeatsongs]

move over, queers

[outsidewolves]

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[dabblingreturns]

If you ever want to experience true baltimore city culture, may I suggest going to the charles village Safeway before a large storm.

Everyone and their mom was there trying to get shit before the storm, but still, they were charming, because sometimes even if the isle is in a traffic jam, you still gotta smile at the baby.

[oldshowbiz]

We used to buy cardboard boxes full of old Mad Magazines, D.C. Digests, Archie Digests, Family Circus paperbacks and the like at John's Books - Across Form Safeway.

They always had the price written with a dark black jiffy marker right on the cover.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was the last can of beans at a Safeway. King Pin (from Spider-Man Into the Spiderverse) entered and stomped around looking for beans. I slowly got up and ran away from him but he saw me and started to chase me. He yelled, “MY BEANS. MY F***ING BEANNNNS.” the entire time he was after me. I ran for my little bean life.

[beatbizzle]

I think the grocery store by my house is cursed. I have so many bizarre interactions here.

Yesterday's addition is a young clerk was ringing me out and asked why my voice sounded funny. Weird, little bit rude probably but I also have zero people skills so /shrug.

I said "Oh, I'm on testosterone and its caused my vocal chords to thicken. Still dealing with the growth of it all."

And instead of asking if I was trans in a normal way, dude straight said: "Oh shit, mpreg?"

And I was stunned into silence for the remainder of pur interaction. I said thank you and left.

Young man, if you read this this interaction will live rent free in my brain until I die.

[iratezestfest]

Nuka and Trixie rob Safeway for a box of Mac n Cheese

This is my worst idea yet muahahaha