#saifu_bey_ask

[the-cognitohazards]

i think i met you somewhere before -🐇

ALİ-NAS:

ALİ-NAS: huuuuh……

ALİ-NAS: i dont think i remember seeing you exactly……

ALİ-NAS:

ALİ-NAS: plus i HATE snowy mountains .

ALİ-NAS: booooo

ALİ-NAS: i gotta ask melly which one of his dork friends in the Clover ██████ this is

SAİFU-BEY: My Son

SAİFU-BEY: So Cute

ALİ-NAS: bruh this isnt about you

SAİFU-BEY: It Is Because You Are My S

SAİFU-BEY:

SAİFU-BEY: Wait

SAİFU-BEY: Our Kind Can Access The Ask Box As Well?

ALİ-NAS:

ALİ-NAS: tf u on about

SAİFU-BEY: And Send Image Outpits

SAİFU-BEY: Not Just Text Outputs

SAİFU-BEY:

SAİFU-BEY: Useful Information

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[the-cognitohazards]

wanna come pluck my pubes?lets hang.

SAİFU-BEY:

SAİFU-BEY: Hang Whom .

[the-cognitohazards]

whas yo favorite pokemon 😁😁😁

[pokemon_pokedex] FORWARDED TO ALİ-NAS AND SAİFU-BEY

ALİ-NAS: ...what are these? MELEKÎ: OOH! i've heard of Pokemon before!! MELEKÎ: so, according to the token meteor I seized at the time, this pokemon thing is a story of monsters that can fight each other and are kept and trained by the humans! they keep them in these tiny balls, hence why they're called pokemon - theyre POcKEt MONsters!!! ALİ-NAS: MELEKÎ: It is amazing just how many versions of the Tales of Man there are!! And some of them have creatures that look just like us too!! It's so awesome!! MELEKÎ: It really does make me wonder if we have had some influence on the Tales of Ma ALİ-NAS: OKAY NERD!!! MELEKÎ: HEY!!!!! ALİ-NAS: i was able to find some good ones whilst you were yapping ALİ-NAS: but i cant decide which one is my proper favourite... ALİ-NAS: so,

ALİ-NAS: theres this cute electric baby one called jolteon

MELEKÎ: AWWW YEAH!! Eeveelutions are very cute indeed

ALİ-NAS: and a fox like one called delphox that i really like too...

ALİ-NAS: just look at its legs!! SAİFU-BEY: I Am Looking SAİFU-BEY: Respectfully ALİ-NAS: it looks just like şalvar... woaw SAİFU-BEY: SAİFU-BEY: Ah SAİFU-BEY: Yes SAİFU-BEY: It Does ALİ-NAS: and last of all I also like raboot alot!

MELEKÎ: AWW that one reminds me of you!! MELEKÎ: That or Cinderace should be your favourite in my opinion! I mean they both are in the same evolution line sooooo… ALİ-NAS: ooo... cincerace is even cooler.... waow... MELEKÎ: So, Bey, what's your favourite Pokemon? SAİFU-BEY: I Have Known A Bit About Pokemon Before Hand SAİFU-BEY: And According To Research SAİFU-BEY: Vaporeon Would Be My Favourite MELEKÎ: MELEKÎ: My Guy. SAİFU-BEY: Kidding SAİFU-BEY: It Is A Close Tie Between Kingambit And Ice Rider Calyrex

MELEKÎ: OH WOW CALYREX DOES SUIT YOU WELL!! The bud looks like a Turban so no wonder haha SAİFU-BEY: Yes. I Do Find It Charming And Similar To Me Due To That

SAIFU-BEY: And Other Reasons SAIFU-BEY: Such As Its Stoicism .

SAIFU-BEY: SAİFU████-BEY: What Is Your Favourite Pokemon MELEKÎ: OH MINE??? I think Sylveon is sooooo cute!!

MELEKÎ: Just look at the bows and ribbons!! AWWW!!! ALİ-NAS: o yea,, MELEKÎ: buuut If we are not counting Eeveelutions, then definitely Mega Audino. Such a cutie.. and so similar to my colours too!

ALİ-NAS: awww… ALİ-NAS: ALİ-NAS: emergency chicken MELEKÎ: DONT SAY THAT ABOUT MY MIPPY

[the-cognitohazards]

?? What happened? Is Ali-nas alright?

CW: mentions of dissociation, DID

RECONNECTED

SAIFU-BEY: ---Hello SAİFU-BEY: My Son Will Be Okay SAİFU-BEY: He Was Dissociating And A Trigger Caused Him To Worsen SAİFU-BEY: I Believe He Was Blurry Beforehand SAİFU-BEY: Or Six Was Fronting Then One or Two Were Forced To Front When Hearing The Trigger SAİFU-BEY: Whoever Is At Front Is In The Kitchen And Now Calming Down Slowly SAİFU-BEY: I Set Up A Video Chat For Him To See His Friend M█████ Again As Six Likely Saw Him Before Front Became Blurry SAİFU-BEY: SAİFU-BEY: I Will Not Say What The Trigger Was SAİFU-BEY: People Can Use That To Hurt Him SAİFU-BEY: I Would Know SAİFU-BEY: From Experience SAIFU-BEY: And I Will Not Repeat Those Mistakes Anymore SAİFU-BEY: SAİFU-BEY: You See SAİFU-BEY: We Both Have Dissociative Identity Disorder SAİFU-BEY: It Is Hard Living As A System SAİFU-BEY: But This Is About My Son. I Have A Better Hold On My Selves SAİFU-BEY: Being A System Is A Very Detrimental Struggle For Him SAİFU-BEY: Especially Since There Is Very Little Communication And A Lot Of Amnesia Between His Alters SAİFU-BEY: But I Do Try To Help Him Along With What I Know SAİFU-BEY: Mostly From My Own Experiences And From Our Shared Psychiatrist Professor M█████ SAİFU-BEY: He Is Trying His Best To Look After His System And Has Made A Lot Of Progress SAİFU-BEY: Especially In Terms Of Self Expression SAİFU-BEY: Even If It Does Not Seem Like Such SAİFU-BEY: SAİFU-BEY: I Will Make Sure To Try To Tell The Rest Of The System About This Program Aside From Three When I Can SAİFU-BEY: To Avoid This Happening To Him SAİFU-BEY: Well SAİFU-BEY: Them SAİFU-BEY: Again

[the-cognitohazards]

What are your favorite candle/incense flavors? And do you like incense or candles more?

CW: implied dissociation

SAİFU-BEY: I Like The Smell Of Linen Myrrh And Oud

SAİFU-BEY: Smells That Come From Trees And Shrubs Are Often My Favourite

ALI-NAS:

SAİFU-BEY: I Have A Lot Of Wax Melts And Candles And Incense Sticks

SAİFU-BEY: However I Prefer Using Incense Sticks The Most

SAİFU-BEY: Seeing The Smoke From Incense Sticks Brings Me Calm

SAİFU-BEY: I Wish I Could Show Off My Collection Of Scents Through The Border

SAİFU-BEY: But We Are [OUTPUT BLOCKED FOR SAFETY]

ALI-NAS: ╺╺╺╺ w

SAİFU-BEY: How About You Son

ALI-NAS: ██!hu

SAİFU-BEY: What Scents Do You Like

SAİFU-BEY: And Do You Like Candles Or Incense

ALI-NAS: m

ALI-NAS: … h╹▁m

ALİ-NAS: .▕╺. .oh. scents?

ALİ-NAS: im uh… usually not a big fan of really luxurious weird smelly stuff

ALİ-NAS: but,

ALİ-NAS: i really like fruity and citrus scented candles

ALİ-NAS: especially orange scented

ALİ-NAS: oranges were, and still are, a big part of my life as you know

ALİ-NAS: and fish too! cant forget that

ALİ-NAS:

ALİ-NAS: but i dont think people would like fish scented candles too much

SAİFU-BEY: No Not Really

ALİ-NAS: oh, Saifu████-Bey!

ALİ-NAS: i didnt realise you were the one who asked me that

ALİ-NAS: i just. zoned out, so

SAİFU-BEY: Technically I Did Not Ask That Myself

ALİ-NAS: rry. huh? what do you mean

SAİFU-BEY: The Program Asked Us That Question

ALİ-NAS:

ALI-NAS: the wh

ALI-NAS: the what?

ALİ-NAS: where’s M█████ then?

ALI-NAS: where am iright now?

SAİFU-BEY:

SAİFU-BEY: Ah.

SAİFU-BEY: Calm down Son You Are At Home

SAİFU-BEY: I Need To Have A Word With You Then

SAİFU-BEY: It Seems Like The [OUTPUT BLOCKED FOR PRIVACY] Has Not Got You Caught Up Yet

ALİ-NAS: i mean

ALİ-NAS: if it helps explain what you mean. by the.

ALI:

NAS: Program

SAİFU-BEY: I Will Explain What This All Is To You

ALI: h▀

SAİFU-BEY: Do Not Worry. It Is Safe

CONNECTION LOST

[the-cognitohazards]

Ok I have to know.

W h a t i s t h e h o n e y j a r ?

ALİ-NAS: so ALİ-NAS: saifubey has this uh ALİ-NAS: this weird weird fixation ALİ-NAS: on honey. ALİ-NAS: he really likes honey. ALİ-NAS: to the point where he has a whole massive ALİ-NAS: MASSIVE barrel of honey at home at all times ALİ-NAS: that he just. ALİ-NAS: scoops out honey from ALİ-NAS: ALİ-NAS: with his bare paws ALİ-NAS: like a bear ALİ-NAS: and licks it off ALİ-NAS: ALİ-NAS: i dont know whats wrong with him sometimes SAİFU-BEY: Why Would You Reveal That Son

[the-cognitohazards]

if you had a peelable gummy, would you eat the gummy whole or actually peel it like youre supposed to(

ALİ-NAS: huh ALİ-NAS: peelable gummies? ALİ-NAS: you can peel gummies? [gummy_peelable_mango] TOKEN FORWARDED TO ALİ-NAS ALİ-NAS: o ALİ-NAS: ALİ-NAS: how do i peel it ALİ-NAS: ALİ-NAS: ALİ-NAS: ohhh thats how ALİ-NAS: huh ALİ-NAS: this is nice. actually ALİ-NAS: the whole peely thing is fu SAİFU-BEY: The Skin Is The Most Nutritious Part Of Most Fruit And Vegetables ALİ-NAS: b SAİFU-BEY: Therefore I Would Not Miss Out On The Extra Nutrients And Would Eat Them Whole ALİ-NAS: bro SAİFU-BEY: I Suggest You Do Too ALİ-NAS: SAİFU-BEY: SAİFU-BEY: What SAİFU-BEY: Is That Not How It Works ALİ-NAS: NO???

[the-cognitohazards]

Would saifu bey eat fruit snacks?

SAİFU-BEY: Hm

SAİFU-BEY: Yes. I Do Prefer Normal Fruit But Fruit Snacks Are Nice As Well

SAİFU-BEY: I Remember M█████ Bought These Packets Of Fruit Gummies For Ali-Nas

SAİFU-BEY: They Were Very Sweet And Tasty. I See Why M█████ Got Them. But Again Real Fruit Just Curbs My Appetite More

SAİFU-BEY:

SAİFU-BEY: It Never Is Curbed