Hate it when people write a baby trope and the baby is only two months old but is already saying “mama” and pulling your hair like ??? Have you never seen a baby before? A baby that age can’t even do that. They can barely hold their own head up.

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Hate it when people write a baby trope and the baby is only two months old but is already saying “mama” and pulling your hair like ??? Have you never seen a baby before? A baby that age can’t even do that. They can barely hold their own head up.
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~Gym trainer Ryomen and Toji modern AU
Looking down at your pink gym bag, you were nervously double and triple-checking that you had your water and headphones with you. You signed up for a new gym last Friday and decided to get a personal trainer.
You check the gym's app on your phone, Toji Fushiguro? ok you check his profile picture, oh.. wow, he's hot. You knew he must be in great shape, but you didnt know he would look that good. You check the time five minutes before your training session. You took a deep breath, it's time to head out there. Nervously you walked onto the gym floor, its strangely empty today normally this gym would be packed. Walking to the personal trainers office you run into a pink haired man. “Excuse me. Sir can you help me find my trainer I’m not sure where he is ?” The man turns around and you get a good look at his face. Woah holy face tats.
He looks down at his computer and stands up.
His compression shirt hugging every muscle in his torso your eyes drift down to his grey sweatpants attempting to hide a visible print
“Oh you must be Y/N I’m your trainer Sakuna.
Your eyes dart up to meet his.
“ I have to be scheduled for 1:30 today.” You look confused.
“Oh…Um, I thought Toji was supposed to be my trainer today. He's scheduled on my app?” You show him the phone and he glances at it.
“Hey Y/N!” A tall long black haired man wearing a black sweatshirt and sweatpants makes his way over to both of you.
“Toji I have your client on my schedule today and I’ve already met her so I think I’ll just take over from here if you don’t mind” Sakuna places his hand on the small of your back leading you towards the personal training part of the gym
You feel a hand grab your arm. “Actually she’s on my schedule for today. I think I can handle her from here” Sakuna furrows his brows
“I’m clearly more punctual with clients and have more experience” Sakuna says with a smirk
Toji narrows his eyes at the pink haired man “First off we were certified together and I was just finishing up with a client so that clearly shows that I’m more invested in my clients lives.” He pulls your arm back to him.
‘Oh my god they were literally fighting over me. I mean not that I’m complaining.’
“You know your just a fucking asshole” sakuna pulls you closer towards his chest
As hot as this was, this tug of war against your limbs wasn’t fun
“HEY! Neither of you own me and it was probably just a scheduling conflict in the app ok!” You break free from their hold
Stepping back from the two men, hands folded across your chest.
“How about we both train together, all three of us? I’m a novice at working out so I really could use the help and as much advice as possible”
The two men glance at each other ‘lowkey that could work’
“ I mean either way both of us would be getting paid for the session… and Toji she is new to all of this maybe we should be kind enough to give her some extra attention”
Toji nods in agreement “hey man as long as I get paid”
“Ok so the first thing you want to do no matter what is stretch” Sakuna nods his head
This is called the lying hamstring stench Toji lays down on the ground and lifts his left leg up wrapping his hands around his calf
“Actually Toji you need to pull your leg back more” Sakuna straddle his right leg and pushes his leg back more
“You feel the stretch don’t you” he rubs his hamstring
Toji’s face is bright red sakunas cock is pressing right against his thigh he quickly pops up
“Ok Y/N your turn” he says trying to hide his obvious boner
You lay on the ground as well “wait like this?” You pull your leg back not as high as your trainers would like
Toji and Sakuna share a look in agreement they walk over to you Toji sitting at your head and Sakuna between your thighs
“Wow your really stiff huh” Toji rubs your calf with one hand his other hand on your cheek while Sakuna rubs your hamstring
“Yeah man I think we should really pay attention to helping her stretch today” Sakuna smirks at him
It takes a minute to click in your head what’s about to happen. You decide fuck it why not not every day you get the opportunity to have sex with two incredibly hot trainers
“Yeah I’m not very flexible I think I could use a lot of extra help”
you reach up and touch Toji's Lower abs and with your other hand you reach for Sakuna's hand and guide it to your core.
The two men smirk at each other and you sit up and kiss Sakuna, his tongue fighting for dominance in your mouth. He bites your lower lip and you moan into the kiss, his hands wandering down to your ass.
Toji kisses up the back of your neck and reaches around to put his hands down your pants finding your clit. You moan, throwing your head back against his chest.
“Eager aren’t we” he nips your year with his teeth
Sakuna kisses down your neck leaving deep purple marks. He takes your top off taking your sports bra off at the same time.
He takes one of your nipples in his mouth sucking and rolling it between his teeth
“Oh. God” you moan Tojis fingers still working on your clit. He pulls your leggings down to get better access. he puts two fingers deep in your core.
“god she’s tight, griping my fingers like crazy”
Sakuna is still working on your nipples lightly biting and pulling with his teeth. His other hand was playing with the other nipple.
“Sakuna you wanna taste” Toji pulls his fingers away from your core raising two fingers soaked in your juices.
Sakuna releases your nipples and takes the other man fingers in his mouth sucking his digits weaving his tongue between the man’s fingers
You step out of the middle between the two men you step out of your leggings and begin to play with yourself while watching the two men
Toji grabs Sakuna's waist and kisses his deep moaning as his tongue explores his mouth. Sakuna pulls back, allowing them both to get fully undressed; he pushes the other man onto the floor mat.
You can’t help but get more excited you play with your clit when sakuna looks over at you
“ I didn’t forget about you baby girl keep playing with that clit for me ok?”
You nod and Sakuna kisses down Toji's sculpted body capture his cock in his mouth his tongue circling his head moaning as he takes every drop of precum
“Oh fuck shit that’s good” Toji throws his head back
“Come here babygirl I wanna taste that pretty pussy” you crawl over to Toji and straddle his face
“Sit and I mean sit baby you're not gonna crush me trust me” you nod as you lower yourself to his mouth. He sucks on your clit, his tongue lapping up your juices. He reaches up to play with your nipples
“Ahhh fuck Toji” he wraps his arms around your thighs so you can’t move
“That’s it baby use my mouth grind that pretty clit on my tongue" your body begins to shake your breaths labored in gasps
Sakuna comes up behind you “this is ok right?” He reaches his hand down to your ass you knew what he was asking
“Yes I’ve done anal before if that’s what your asking” you can barely answer really as Toji is eating you like a starving man
He bends you over and spits on his cock “this is the best I have for lube I wasn’t expecting this” Toji releases your clit and scotches down to sakunas cock
“Let me help get you more ready, we can't hurt her now” Toji licks from sakunas nuts to his tip head bobbing up and down on his cock Sakuna wets his fingers prepping your hole with his fingers.
His fingers stretch your hole and you moan in pleasure. His fingers are thick. Toji continues to suck and Sakuna pushes his head down, his nose buried in his pubic hair. He releases him and he comes up gagging
“Jesus did you have to push me down like” Toji comes from underneath you two
“Shut up you liked it” Toji walked over to you with his cock in front of your face. He’s big, long and thick with a light pink tip. ‘there’s no way I can fit this in my mouth’
You suck the tip as Sakuna starts to fuck your ass.
“Oh fucccck Sakuna,” you shudder as he enters you. He's longer than he is thick, his veiny cock fills you just right
“He’s big, isn't he just breath you can take it. Sakuna we said we would help her stretch didn’t we” he touches your cheek as you take his cock into your mouth
You move your tongue on the bottom of his cock back and fourth as Sakuna enters you.
“Yeah we did say we would help her stretch” Sakuna reaches his hilt as he does so he slams Tojis cock in your mouth
Your asshole tenses as Sakuna cock fills your hole. He slaps your ass, the fat rippling against his hips as he slams into you. Your eyes begin to water Tojis cock ramming your throat the tip hitting the back of it causing you to gag and that was music to his ears
“Fuck her mouth is amazing” Toji can feel his balls thighting he’s about to cum but he dosent want it to be over yet
He pulls out of your mouth your gasping for air
Sakuna slows his thrusts down and lifts you up by your arms allowing Toji to come under you
“ let’s try something” Toji slips into your pussy you moan in pleasure filled by the two men
They begin to move in and out of you the stimulation to much you moan and cry their names in pleasure
You begin to fuck yourself against the two cocks your body moving without thinking
“Fuck her pussy is even tighter then I expected I’m gonna fill this pretty hole god you look pretty taking our cocks like the goo slur yoh are.” Toji felt his ball tighten he was close
You felt your core tightening begging for release
“Ahh fuck don’t stop keep going” you arch your back a little sakunas hands still gripping your hips as you bounce against him
“Fuck I could stay in her tight ass forever” Sakuna miss savoring how your asshole clenches when you move back against him.
“Fuck yes! Oh god right there please don’t stop” this was the most stimulating experience you’ve ever had they continued to use your holes like they owned them sakunas hands on your hips groaning as he continued to slam into you from behind and Toji underneath
Toji could stay in your pussy forever his cock hits your g spot you moan their names over and over Toji grits his teeth his abbs tightening
Their thrust became erratic and sloppy as they approached their orgasms. The mat under the three of you soaked in sweat.
“Fuck. Oh god baby fuck” Your thighs trembled As Toji fills up your pussy your walls clench him as you reach your climax. Sakuna follows after him cumming deeply in your ass gripping your hips pulling you against them so they got as deep as possible
“Oh my god fuuuckkk” you moan as you push back against the men hands digging into the yoga mat underneath you as you cum around their thick cocks
You collapse against Toji in exhaustion as you begin to relax under him Sakuna joins you on the floor laying his head on Tojis chest
“So, should we schedule another training session for tonight, Sakuna? I don’t think she deserved a rest day yet.”
hey so im actually not doing okay, the sukuna x reader fanfic i was reading is gone. my page refreshed he was sniffing coke off “readers” ass, im devastated i need to finish it 😭
HELP ME PLEASE
I know that everyone likes to draw Sakuna as an evil and intimidating horse. But for one can we draw him as the man child he is.
Heian Era. Your own mother trades you to Sukuna for power. What will you do?
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I've been KICKING MY FEET at a fic idea stuck in my brain of Yandere!Sakuna x Yandere!Reader
Yandere!Sakuna killing people for his beloved, stalking her and collecting a bunch of pictures of her before sticking it in the wall open in display for him to see his pretty girl anytime.
Yandere!Sakuna who kidnapped you only to see that you don't even look scared and instead you look... amused. Well it turns out you also stalk and obsess over Ryo, if he has a wall dedicated to pictures of you, you have a whole shrine.
(I NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE A FIC ABOUT THIS SO PLEASE TAG WRITERS IN THE COMMENTS CUZ I NEED THIS IDEA TO BECOME REALITY OMFG IM BEGGING SHSHDHHSHSH)