#salem-hallows

[cackletimebaby]

falls fifty feet through several floors and ceilings and lands in a crooked heap in front of you

hi boss man

-tobias

IVE BEEN KILLED. YOU KILLED ME

Anyways hru!!! Better i hope :]

[cackletimebaby]

i miss ranboo, boss man

i can’t find him in this stupid world

Searching For A Husband That Doesn’t Exist… 😔 /ref

-tobias

I miss my husband too (hes been away for 10 minutes)

We'll find you a ranboo, I know like 2 at least!

[cackletimebaby]

Our Technoblade alter put ‘No beta we die like technoblade’ as one of the tags on our ao3 fic I’m CRYING.

Y’ALL. 😭🙏

That’s so funny but also GIRL.

GIRL PLEASE.

I’m laughing way to hard at this, help me Snarl-

-Thorne

STOP THATS HORRIBLE 😭

[cackletimebaby]

i want uppies pick me up boss man

-tobias

I CABT SEND IMAGES RN BUT IMAGINE THE TINIEST GOAT EVER IN THE PALMS OF SOMEONES HAND. I HAVE IT ON PINTEREST

[cackletimebaby]

hey boss man

we came out to our parents as trans today boss man

are you proud of me boss man

-tobias

OMG OMG OMG YOU DID? IM SO PROUD THATS AMAZING!!! SHAKES YOU HOLY SHIT

[cackletimebaby]

can i be free from the walls now

im folded like a pretzel boss man

-tobias

you're free :/ come on out, im getting dinner

[cackletimebaby]

MAMA Q!!

I found a mushroom! :D

You wanna see?

And don’t worry, I didn’t touch it or eat it or anything. :3

-Tobias

I'd love to see it! Do you know what it is?

[cackletimebaby]

Why are you in my house. ಠ_ಠ -Thornebur

I want waffle fries