#salsa fucker

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danny: why the fuck is brown sugar so goddamn tasty?

charlie: try grey sugar!

george:

george:

george: ...gunpowder?

charlie: too busy eating grey sugar to fucking care what you just said

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“scoot or die, bro!”

“YOW!”

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charlie, speeding down several hills on a ride-on car that he stole from a kid: FOR THE GLORY!!!! *flips over*

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jorel: we’re ruining the environment for a mansion on a hill

charlie: i’d do it

jorel: what?!

charlie: screw the environment. i want a mansion

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danny: *loud screaming*

j3t: *breaks into the room* what’s wr-

amazon box with arms and legs crawling on the floor:

j3t: WHAT THE FUCK

charlie from inside the box: whats up

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