#sam x mud

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Небольшой фанарт на День святого Валентина.❣️ Не особо его праздную, но шипы рисовать под него это прикольно. Эти две вонючие, старые акулы рисовались под этот мем:

A small fanart for Valentine's day.❣️ I don't really celebrate it, but it's cool to draw ships to that day. This two stinky, old sharks were drawn inspired by this meme.

Translation of what they're saying:

Mud: "Quit seducing me.~"

Sam: "I'm completely fucked in the head )".

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Made a lil sketch between classes. Two old, mischievous hags are talking and scheming. What an asses. (Affectionately).

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Tbh, I didn't really planned to make a fankid to Sam and Mud. But then I imagined it and "boom". Consider it as a funny crack AU, in a main timeline I'm not giving them a kid.

Anyway, her name is Cinnamon, Cinnamon Disturbia Hill. She also can be called Cinnie, Monnie, Mona, Cin e.t.c. Just to clarify, neither Mud nor Sam birthed her, she's a lab made baby, created from Sam's and Mud's DNA, a rotling with a Black Hand mark too. An anonymous scientist made her and left near Sam's garage in basket, with a note and proofs that she's their daughter. He felt zero desire to bother with her, so she simply gave baby to her bio parents. And yeah you can imagine Sam's and Mud's faces when they found, apparently their, infant near her garage. But the girl stayed and became a part of a "Smiling Dead" fam.

Sorry, I know that it's kinda whack, I'm just not really planning to do something super serious with this AU. 😅

Bonus, Monnie with her parents:

Sorry, I can't draw babies.😓

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These two infected my brain and I'm afraid there's no cure.🙌🏼

Translation to first sketch:

Mud: "Annoyin', bloody bastard." Sam: "Yeah, we're crashing him?". Mud: "Wait. He's a fatass hog, but he's a rich fatass hog. I just needed scarabs for a new necktie..."

The second one is basically how Ken see them.🙂 Two wicked ahh imps.

Third one is just some mushy slop.✌🏼

And the last one is a semi-chibi sketch. Mud as a Deadpool (Mudpool, lol) and Sam as Vanessa, with difference that this "Vanessa" is also a hired killer, who's just as, if not even more bloodthirsty than her man.😈

Hope it's not too crappy.😅

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Another sketch with Cinnamon. This how she would look like as an adult, she's 20 here.

She would be "Smiling Dead's" gunwoman and a sniper, just like Mud. Though she enjoys killing and helping her fam with schemes, Cinnamon's an artist and likes to draw more.

Attachment wise, she's total mama's girl. Sam is her best friend, support and comfort. Mud tries to get along with her too, but their relationships is difficult.😕

Bonus:

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Sickly sweet stuff with my OTP. :) After being away for a month, due to her job, Sam can have a few smooches from Mud, as treat.

Also, happy Halloween. 🎃

Credit to snuffysbox for the base:

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Sketch with my oc x canon OTP. "Edgy ahh" couple. (affectionate.)

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Guys, I'm probably wrong, but I think he loves his wife. But maybe it's just me.😶 /j