#samara speaks

[strawberrysamara]

TFW it's about to be 9am and the only two people he's been happy to see so far are Whitaker and the baby

[changedmyheartinabigway]

I'm always going to see Flambae as trans purely on account of the fact that "joked too much about becoming a Chad (meme style) and everyone collectively decided that was his name now" feels exactly like something that would happen to him

[studyblrsamara]

How it feels to read "...but this is outside of the scope of the MCAT":

[simpmetra]

"Cranky because you are stuck in your fursuit huh?" me @sans-undertale-banged-my-mom 's cat

[strawberrysamara]

No guys, you don't get it. Yeah, the past hundred times or so this conspiracy theory was used to justify violence against Jews were fake, but THIS TIME it's REAL!

[strawberrysamara]

MEL! MEL, THAT PATIENT IS HITTING ON YOU!! HE'S NOT JUST BEING FRIENDLY MELLLLLLLLLL

[strawberrysamara]

I think it would be really funny if it turned out that the real reason Alistair didn't need lyrium to use "templar" powers in DAO was bc he was a weak mage. Everyone secretly just assumes it's bc of his freaky Theirin dragon blood until he meets Surana, which goes something like this:

Alistair, oblivious: It's really hard, but you can totally use templar powers without lyrium! You just have to pull from the reserve inside of you :3

Surana: ...okay, do you know what a mana pool is

[strawberrysamara]

Watching goyim march into conversations we've been having for three years with no fucking background and a blanket refusal to do their g-ddamn research is so so so exhausting. "Well EYE haven't seen any antisemitism" yeah I'm sure you haven't. On a related note, do you think fish can see water? Have you ever seen air?