#samehatesthefam

[blublurboi]

Sam: For self defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Cas: Ok.

Dean: Sure.

Sam: If you want to live, give me all of your money!

Cas: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Dean: Bold of you assume I want to live.

Sam: ...

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Sam: I dare you to kiss the next person who enters the room.

Dean: I’m not kissing anyo–

Castiel: [walks in]

Dean: [gets up from his chair] FINE! BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU DARED ME

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Dean + Castiel: [walks into the bunker while holding hands]

Sam: [eyebrows raise] So, who finally confessed?

Dean: It was me. I made it short and sweet, you know me Sammy.

Castiel: Excuse me? You yelled: “Listen here, you overgrown pigeon! I have feelings for you and it’s time you acknowledged them!” from the bunkers balcony!

Dean: Yeah, but it worked though.

[blublurboi]

Dean: Hey Cas, how do I look?

Castiel: With your eyes, Dean.

[blublurboi]

Dean: Hey, can you pick up some beer?

Castiel: I’m a celestial being, it’s easy to pick up.

Dean: I meant from the store, Cas.

Castiel: I am 100% sure it would weigh the same at the store, Dean.

Dean: ...

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Sam: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Dean: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Sam: ...

Sam: Literally all you had to say was no.

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Dean: YOU ATE MY FUCKING APPLE PIE LEFT OVERS, BITCH!?!

Sam: YOU WERE DEAD FOR 4 MONTHS YOU DUMB JERK!!