Jan 28, 2022
no but you dont understand sam is just some guy, hes an annoying little brother, he's obsessed with true crime, he's literally been to the worst part of hell, he carries around a giant ipad, he's a vegetarian, he's the boyking, he's the lawboy, he's the bloodfreak, he's an uncle, he's a giant nerd, he's slept with the queen of hell, he hasn't listened to his own music in 30 years, he's 6'4, he's just a little guy, he's so tired, his best friend is a 4 billion year old angel, he's a witch in training, he's a milf magnet, he goes on morning runs, he's married, he wont cut his hair, he loves dogs, he makes little smoothies, he listens to podcasts, he's trying his best, he shot god with a gun, he's my bestie, he's my little brother