#sammygiddings

[samgiddings]

Oh, for sure love Jess/Mike sooooo much! How he legit makes it his MISSION to save her, and then when he believes she's dead his goal is to avenge her.

He's such an action hero and a dork at the same time. Meanwhile she's so cool and amazing I could see Mike being secretly really into something nerdy that he hides and her NOT liking the actual subject at ALL but she loves seeing him ramble about it and get so excited!! She's like "Yes!! Tell me more!!"

YES omg I love that!!!! I hate to bring up t*kitok but I've seen a few where girlfriends go buy their boyfriends their dream lego sets, and like, that's 100% the type of girlfriend Jess would be.

"Jess, what's in this box??" ":)c" "Jessica Riley what did you buy me??" ">:)c" "You didn't..." "I did!! It's that millenial falcon lego set u always wanted!! Surprise!!!!! 😊🥰"

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

How dare you. How dare you assume in my world I would compliment Elle and then insult my adopted daughter Amelia Foster. I am hurt I am offended! I was sleeping and you tried to slaughter my name like that? How dare you!

I mean it doesn’t sound like you who, tbh, exists as the only Amelia Foster stan on this planet (including me, the player responsible for her)… but at the same time… that might be exactly why I would suspect you least and therefore makes you the most likely suspect.

hmm… however shall i investigate this harassment now…

[ollierachnid]

hurrah! my gift is for @sammygiddings i decided to do one of your brotps (chris & sam), and as well as the final piece i thought i'd show some initial concepts too, hope you enjoy these! they're making snowmen

( @untildawn-secretsanta )

[samgiddings]

Jess can't cook for shit, but Mike's actually really good at it, however, to impress Mike's family she always takes the stuff Mike makes and pretends like she made it. Mike thinks it's hilarious.

That's SO fun oh my gosh. I love that. Mike will ask stuff like "wow, jess! how did you make this again?" to which she quickly shoots him a dirty look before going into some made up, way-too-elaborate recipe.

[samgiddings]

I imagine after the game Emily refuses to talk to Mike but is Best Friends again with Jess, and so she'll got to Parties and shit and it just go:

Emily: Oh my god! Jess! You look amazing! How are you!

Jess: Omg EM!

Mike: Hi Emily...

Emily: choke and die. Jess!! what did you do to your hair!

Just Mike just being the TV Trope of Friends hate the Boyfriend.

OBSESSED. WITH. THIS.

I'd like to think that the "choke and die" is just as upbeat as the rest of the convo, just with the addition of emily flipping him off. "Choke and die 😊🖕"

[samgiddings]

I think post-game, after years of therapy and shit, Mike and Jess have an accidental pregnancy, and Mike, being the nobleman he is, is like:

Mike: Well now we HAVE to get married"

Jess" "MICHAEL MUNROE I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED PREGNANT!! We can wait until after we have the baby and I look hot again! Also, you are required to ask again in a cuter way when my hair and make-up are done for photos."

AHAHAHA I love that so much 😭💛 I'm 100% stealing that headcanon hahaha

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

wah wah! I'm Amelia Foster! I like taking huge shits in my pants!! Elle was right!!!

Ok so which one of my party members is out here HARASSING ME in a PUBLIC SPACE where no one else knows OUR FUCKING CHARACTERs

Elle was NOT right, Elle was TERRIBLE and MANIPULATIVE and I’m glad we killed her and I want that on record.  I’ve never shit my pants because my name is Amelia Foster and not... hmm... not The Lord of Soot and Steel, nor is it Thost, nor is it whatever the fuck the Third Resident of that meat suit spells his name like.

My name is Amelia Foster and I approve this message.

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

My dnd group got a secret letter that said that they had to give it to an NPC and no one was allowed to know it existed or lives would be in danger.... and then they proceeded to walk up to a bureaucrat/one of the most powerful leaders in the country and announced they had a message for one of her girls but refused to allow her to see it and then promptly ran away. I love my players but wtf

LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN

THERE WAS A LOT HAPPENING THAT NIGHT AND WE WEREN’T THINKING STRAIGHT

We’re,,, not smart but we’re working on it.  And now we have a few months to figure out how to solve it?  Maybe?  I’m not letting Agape die alright so don’t worry if we gotta bare fist it that woman will live.  I’m volunteering the Raiders here but like, she’ll live.  

For the rest of you: this is my dm and she can’t hide this callout behind anon.  I’m being called out.  Holy fuck.

Come tell me your dnd stories!!  I want to hear them!