Nov 16, 2024
Can you imagine if Samut is one of the racers in Aetherdrift, but she doesn't actually pilots any vehicles? Just runs real fast and is able to keep up like SAMUT GO NYOOOOOOM
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Can you imagine if Samut is one of the racers in Aetherdrift, but she doesn't actually pilots any vehicles? Just runs real fast and is able to keep up like SAMUT GO NYOOOOOOM
my localization of mtgjp's comic
Samut, Vizier of Naktamun (March of the Machine: The Aftermath) - Jarel Threat
Samut Vs. Sorin Markov
Samut
Sorin Markov
The Ur-Dragon vs. Samut
Magic: The Girlbossing Round 1, Match 32
Who is the most girlboss?
The Ur-Dragon
Samut
Thailand, 1975.
source / Part 2
(Jace is encouraged to try some dates after the events on Ravnica.)
Nahiri, at the restaurant with him: So, Chandra told me you’re a telepath?
Jace: Well, not just a telepath, I’ve also worked on Ravnica as the Guildpact... but let’s not talk about me, let’s talk about you. What do you do?
Nahiri: Nothing special. Every once in a while, I cause a catastrophe on a plane to fuel my vendetta against an ancient vampire.
Jace, after visibly cringing: ... the bill!
(Cut to the same table, with Vraska.)
Jace: Let’s not talk about me, let’s talk about you. What do you do?
Vraska: Well, I work for the Golgari, I have caused a power vacuum on Ravnica that weirdly no one seems to hold against me... and I really like snakes! A lot, I mean, cobras, addlers... I even like their smell! And you?
Jace, still with spaghetti in his mouth: The bill!
(Cut to Teysa.)
Teysa: You know, when my father divorced for the third time he had to pay an obscene amount of money, but, after all, marriage is just a contract, isn’t it? What do you think?
Jace, imitating a snooty voice: Me? Le bill!
(Cut to Samut, who gulps down her glass of wine and lets out a belch.)
Samut: Do you think they make tripe here?
Jace: The bill!
(Cut to Ana Iora, who is absolutely not Liliana in disguise.)
Ana: With that beefslab of my ex, I used to make love up to five times a day. Do you have the same rhythm?
Waiter: Should I bring the bill?
Magic history has shown that planes that have gods (or the God creature type, at least) will eventually receive two planeswalkers. One that has faith in the gods and another who questions them. So, Tyvar Kell won’t be alone for too long.