Midnight Pals: Automated Love
[circle of love] Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonight Roberts: everyone say hi to Coral hart Coral Hart: oh that's not my real name Hart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated with Roberts:
Roberts: uh ok Roberts: so anyway, let's hear your story Coral Hart: oh i'm not here to tell a story Hart: i'm here to tell you about an amazing business opportunity
Hart: see, i use AI to churn out books Hart: now granted, the AI is bad at it and readers hate it Hart: as i said in my new york times profile Hart: but it's my hope that eventually Hart: we'll wear them down
Hart: just imagine a glorious future where all books are AI garbage so readers have no choice but to read them Hart: also maybe we could make it illegal to say that AI is bad Hart: just a thought Hart: i think that would be a great idea
Hart: with AI, i sell one million books a day and i make over a hundred trillion dollars in pure profit every day Nora Roberts: that's a bold claim Roberts: could we see those numbers? Hart: c'mon Hart: trust me bro Hart: would i lie?
Nora Roberts: could we see some of these numbers Coral Hart: WHOA i didn't expect the spanish inquisition!! Hart: can't you just unquestioningly accept my clealry absurd claims like the new york times did? Hart: it is the paper of record, you know
[previously in the NYT] Hart: i've sold AI to to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map NYT: wow! sounds legit! Hart: and look! i've got your nose! NYT: OH MY GAWD NYT: are you a wizard??
Sandra Hill: i'm skeptical Hill: there's no way that an ai could love a viking as much as i do Hart: the ai can do anything you prompt it to Hill: no Hill: it is not possible for it to love a viking as much as i do
Hart: as you all know, writing is a long, labor-intensive process Hart: haven't you ever asked Hart: can't someone else do it? Colleen Hoover: can i kill her Nora Roberts: no! no colleen! Hoover: but it would be so hottt
Roberts: no colleen! no killing! Hoover: but i wanna Roberts: we've had this discussion before Hoover: you let mary shelley stab all sorts of people Roberts: that's different Roberts: that's just horseplay Roberts: i don't think she actually wants to kill anyone Mary Shelley: whoa i wouldn't go that far
Hoover: the time of the blood reckoning is at hand Hoover: i will see the light go out in your eyes, until you are an inert meat bag Hoover: god this is so hot Hoover: i am just sopping right now Roberts: yeah its stuff like that Roberts: see, mary kind of keeps her murders a little more light and fun Mary Shelley: that's right, i do



















