You are looking for a father? Innnn that case, I volunteer myself! YOU’RE WELCOME!
Oh boy, I can’t wait to hate this
All right, pops, welcome aboard... only... don’t you already have a son?
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You are looking for a father? Innnn that case, I volunteer myself! YOU’RE WELCOME!
Oh boy, I can’t wait to hate this
All right, pops, welcome aboard... only... don’t you already have a son?
We'll meet again... (Closed RP for sane-soldier.)
So... He was at Hydro, at least for a few days. There was a small backpack of clothes on one shoulder, and Misty was on the other, looking as happy as always to be with her owner. But there was the important thing he had to do, even if he was unsure of the reaction he would get from it. He had to report for duty, even if he wasn't exactly expected. He slowly walked up to the door to Jane's room and then he knocked.
What would happen if the mercs got some Australium?
They’d all sell it, to get out of their contract and then go and live in a giant mansion.
"Slow dance" at Saxton Hale's Gala for Extremely Rich and Super Dangerous People.
Care for a Dance?
“You’re not exactly my type. But I’ll give you one dance for the environment we’re in.”
MY wings are BIGGER! And more MAJESTIC.
“The real question is if you can even manage to fly with them if they are so large. You can only be so majestic before getting to be impractical, solider.”
Would you kindly admit Team Fortress 2 is better than Overwatch? >:D
Send a command with ‘would you kindly’. My muse must obey.
“Alright, alright I get it.” He takes a long breath.
“Team fortress two is better...at being worse than Overwatch.”
(Seduction meme) Pinned against the wall! Forceful makeouts!! AMERICA!!!
Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT
“You lost me a bit at shouting America. Also I don’t think you’re my type--but anythings possible.
//AMMUUUUUURRRRIIIICAAA
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Linked Headcanons!
//OK here’s what I got for these two when they interact XD
1) One screams at the other--at least once2) At least one push-up contest3) War stories4) See who has the best glare5) Shooting contest6) Trash talking7) Soldier 76 trying to take one of Solider’s hats. 8) Running contest9) Laughing10) And when its all set and done they sit down and roast some marshmallows.
Thats what happens. Every Time. In no particular order.