#sangwitch

[atlanticaanonymous]

Name Joke #1

Person #1: Thanks so much for buying all those Girl Scout Cookies from us; you are a saint, Maria!

Person #2: You're welcome; and Maria is my mother's name, you can call me Mary.

[atlanticaanonymous]

Faux Text Message Vol. 98

When the (thing or) person yousht want most in this whole world, doesn’t seem to feel the same way.... You’re gonna be left with the un-romantics... Or the anti-romantics.... Or I’m just saying, I know yousht do.... But does everybody else know yousht do, too?!?

[atlanticaanonymous]

Faux Text Message Vol. 97

What if there's another guy who could resolve our struggle in our journey?... Another guy I fell in love with in middle school?... What if maybe he’s going on his own journey right now, also?.... I’m just saying, what if you’re NOT alone?... What if it’s a bigger journey than both of us?.... <@@@

[atlanticaanonymous]

Faux Text Message Vol. 96

My dream said you’re my “Big Brother Complex” because yousht always discover shit, and you’re always discovering shit, and yousht keep discovering shit and telling meesht about it... You’re also in my dreams... NOT like every night, but very often, yes... <@@@

[atlanticaanonymous]

#FEELINGS #FEELINGS #FEELINGS

[atlanticaanonymous]

Faux Text Message Vol. 85

The MOST radical thing I could EVER say: Yousht will NOT hurt meesht again because I cannot look at yousht the same way henceforth. 

The LEAST radical thing I could EVER say: I STILL love yousht, though.

The MOST realistic thing I could EVER say: Friendship.

The LEAST realistic think I could EVER say: Lovers.

The MOST blunt thing I could EVER say: I can’t break the hold yousht have on meesht.

The LEAST blunt thing I could EVER say: I’m so embarrassed about how I feel.

[atlanticaanonymous]

Encore Poem #1

I caught a cold, again...

I quit my job, again...

I pushed yousht away, again...

I am consumed with fear and loathing, again...

I am questioning my path, again...

I have lost what little hope I accumulated, again...

It’s quite possible I will take another leave of absence from society, and become a hermit, again...

I sound like I am just being dramatic, again...

I don’t want your pity nor your concern nor your unsolicited advice... 

I just want your love, again... 

[atlanticaanonymous]

Faux Text Message Vol. 69

RED ALERT, DUDE!!!... Please be advised!!!... Unable to compute at this time.... Battery running low.... Please plug auxiliary power cable into electrical outlet recharge station, immediately!!!... <@@@