ladybug: holy fuck i lost the deer miraculous chat noir: LADYBUG chat noir: YOU ALMOST MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT ladybug: who taught you vine chat noir: bold of you to assume i didn't see all those chickens in the first place. ladybug: you make no sense sometimes you know that chat noir: hey ladybug you know how the reindeer population is going extinct right ladybug: no? chat noir, not listening: SO WHAT IF SANTA IS A SUPERHERO ladybug: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT FROM chat noir: oMG LIKE. HE NEEDS REINDEERS RIGHT SINCE THEY ALL DIED. SO LIKE. WHAT IF HE TOOK THE MIRACULOUS ladybug: i don't think it works like that- chat noir: AND THEN. HE CAN DROP GIFTS OFF TO PEOPLE RIGHT. SO HE CAN DROP A BOMB ON HAWK MOTH'S HOUSE chat noir: BECAUSE HE HAS THE POWER TO SEE A PERSON'S IDENTITY LIKE WHETHER THEY'RE NAUGHTY OR NICE ladybug: girlie. ladybug: did ur daddy not tell you that santa's not- chat noir: when has my father ever told me anything ladybug: when has a normal person called their dad a father chat noir: when have i been normal ladybug: you're right. chat noir: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE???
plagg, talking to tikki later: ok but literally if that boy had that much deductive reasoning when it came to figuring out ladybug's identity...