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my grandma just called me to talk about Josh Groban

#sassyabrahamlincoln #I thought you would find this amusing

my voice is so sexy when I’m sick

#sassyabrahamlincoln #awake for 34 hours straight will do that to a person #especially when you're talking for most of the time

you can’t spell “death” without “eat”

#sassyabrahamlincoln #2am thoughts #lolz #death #does this make sense #I'm asleep

just remembered in our computer class in high school the only lesson that stuck with me was when the teacher told us that whenever she buys clothes, she immediately goes home and sends an email to the clothing manufacturer complaining about their product and they send her free stuff

#wtf #most important lesson #sassyabrahamlincoln

here’s an idea: don’t burn pizza at 5am

#my life #fire alarm #college #sassyabrahamlincoln

who burnt pizza at 4:30am. who did this. I want to know.

#my life #fire alarm #sassyabrahamlincoln

“I hate when guys have small hands, but like... fat hands.”

-the girls across the hall

#wtf #sassyabrahamlincoln

me: I'm not feeling so well here are my symptoms help me

doctor: well it's hard to say what it could be. if blood vessels start popping in your eyes, schedule another appointment

me: ...

doctor: :)