#satellite-scum

[bulletsama-blog]

I made an effort, okay? I'm not really good at this seduction thing.

No

you're really not

[bulletsama-blog]

Remember that time we were really drunk and made out and almost fucked? Am I doing this right? No? Fuck.

...those are some shitty-ass tactics, Fudo.

that wasn't even sexy

it was slobbery and sweaty

[shinigamiwestern-blog]

-he smiles and touches Kiryu's shoulder- I'm happy for you. I haven't seen you smile this much in a long time. Whenever we go for coffee you're much more animated when you talk about him or the things you both do around Neo Domino. You say he's changed, and I believe it. I'll try and talk to Jack, okay? I don't like that he's being an ass about all this.

Thank you, Yusei.  You don't know how much this means to me.  Your support...your friendship.

[shinigamiwestern-blog]

Hey I... Placido texted me. He said you've been really sick. Is there anything I can do?

It's fine.  You don't have to do anything, Yusei.  You don't need to burden yourself with helping me.

[stardustobabu-blog]

satellite-scum said: -Yuusei smiles- Hey there. How are you, Stardust?

-mewls and rubs tummy- I'm a little hungry.. But I'm really good otherwise! After all I'm talking to you, Papa!

[bulletsama-blog]

-she smiles and hugs him tight- I can't wait! You and Jack will be amazing uncles, just like you are to Sophia.

-wheezes a little- Yeah, Yus.  You sound excited, too.

[bulletsama-blog]

It's not a joke, Crow. We're expecting. It's... a really long and complicated story, but you're who I wanted to tell first.

Sorry, I'm just kinda sensitive lately.

That's great, Yusei.  Congratulations!

[bulletsama-blog]

-she rolls her eyes- No. Long story short... well, I'm going to sort of be in this female form for a while. Because... well, Bruno and I... we're having a baby.

...what

if this a joke, it's really not fucking funny.