#sauce sais things

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that anti fob annon is guna HATE me i got my first tattoo today and its the bartskull

[watter--bottle]

heyyy besties sauce here [♡malum♡ boy who ever tells you otherwise is a LIAR]

ummm i write shitty little fanfics sometimes [i also like horny post ALL the time :)]

my ao3 is watter_bottle28 [dont @ me for the malum smut PLEASE] im writing a malum like MEGA fic cuz i think their actualy hella gay for eachother and always have been

im guna start posting here 2 cuz we need to #make 5sos gay [and horny] again

i write for all the lads oh and mike/awsten specificaly cuz thats hot as FUCK [and otto aparently ive got some stuff cooking]

[post time may be shit and i am like hella slow at writing sometimes i apologise in advance]

disscusions abt anything 5sos is welcome in my asks to btw share your insane opinions people [yk the ones that would get us all canceld on twitter]

[horny asks and stuff is also welcome if u wana fuck 5sos tell the world if you want them to fuck eachother also tell the world]

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would LOVE to hard launch that i cant pronounce dans last name properly but im a whimpy baby so im not guna [i know how to say it properly it just doesnt come to me naturaly cuz i say words weird]

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boyband by 5sos [2025]

boy band by son of dork [2005]

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WHO was enabling that man with his gay novelty shirts and cunty belt buckles

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yo random thing rq pink was the 1st colour awsten went after being scene forever he had his weird ass bleached spots then he was blonde for a bit [cuz otto liked it he was blonde longer than he was guna be] then he went pink. wasnt the whole thing abt turning back the clocks? and we kinda all thought he meant double dare i fear he meant blacklight

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happy birthday to bullets by mcr and one direction forming

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every day i wake up and im BRITISH???