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AHHHHH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!

[Reporter Bronwyn live on scene in the Southlands]

Bronwyn: The media has been buzzing with this hot topic question for you my King. Would you say you’re independent?

Halbrand: *Without hesitation looks over to Galadriel*

Galadriel: *nods*

Halbrand: Yes, I would say so.

Bronwyn:

Halbrand: Anything else?

Galadriel: Is this seat taken?

Sauron: *leans back with a smirk* That’s my lap.

Galadriel: *rolls eyes* I know what I said.

Galadriel: *Proceeds to sit on Sauron’s lap like it’s her own personal goddamn throne*

Sauron: *Can’t function cause he didn’t think she was serious and prays to the One that she doesn’t move—*

Galadriel: *Wiggles around to “get comfortable”completely aware of the effect she has on him*

Sauron: f-fuck….

[Galadriel and Halbrand intensely glaring at each other from across the war council table]

Miriel: *looking back and forth between the two* Do you smell that?

Elendil: *sniffs the air* What?

Miriel: *points to Galadriel and Halbrand* The scent of sexual tension has permeated the air.

Galadriel: If I run and leap at Sauron, he will almost certainly catch me in his arms.

[Later that day]

Galadriel: COMING IN! *Runs at a completely bewildered Sauron who just walked into the room*

Sauron: NO! WAIT! I’M HOLDING COFFEE!!

Sauron: *Drops cup of coffee on the floor and catches Galadriel*

Sauron: I’m forgetting something.

Galadriel: Morals, probably?

Sauron: No, it’s something actually important.

Galadriel: (-_-)

Galadriel: *Wearing a very oversized shirt that looks like she doesn’t have anything on underneath*

Sauron: Um…. Are you wearing anything under that???

Galadriel: *Lifts up shirt to reveal the booty shorts she’s wearing* Of course I am! Why wouldn’t I?

Sauron: *Turning away to hide disappointment* N-no reason….

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