#saxtus

[karmada]

I remembered this meme exists and IMMEDIATELY had to draw it.

That’s it, that’s Mariel of Redwall in a nutshell.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Saxtus: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood. Saxtus: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404". Saxtus: And I actually laughed out loud.

[theredwallrecorder]

you were always to be a dagger floating straight to their heart a mariel of redwall [mix]

if i had a heart - fever ray pick your poison - black pistol fire king rat - modestmouse i can hold a grudge like nobody's business - adam jensen thank god i'm not you - himalayas to my enemies - saint motel tongues & teeth - the crane wives the rifle's spiral - the shins still feel. - half•alive untraveled road - thousand foot krutch wicked game - ursine vulpine dear fellow traveller - sea wolf if i go, i'm goin - gregory alan isakov broken crown - mumford and sons thus always to tyrants - the oh hellos

[fuzzhugs]

Abbot Saxtus, the smoothest mouse of all

Aubretia smiled at the gallant young male mice who flocked about her, each one trying to outdo the other as they saw to every need of the pretty stranger in their midst.

“Sit here, Miss Aubretia, next to me.”

“No, sit here, it’s more comfortable. Here’s a cushion.”

“You must have traveled far. Le me get you some food.”

“Perhaps you’d like to try some elderberry wine. It’ll take the chill of your longer journey away, Miss Aubretia.”

Abbot Saxtus looked over the top of his spectacles, wagging a paw. “So much help for one traveler! Aubretia, come and sit here with Bultip and Simeon. Here, I’ll push up a bit so you’ll be next to me. Why shouldn’t a venerable old Abbot have the pleasure of a pretty mousemaid’s company?”

-Martin the Warrior, Prologue

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Saxtus: Are you sure we should be doing this? We could get in trouble! We could lose our library cards!

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Saxtus: Honestly the only reason that I'm not an old man is that I happen to be born somewhat recently. Other than that

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Mariel: Saxtus, I had you pegged wrong! Mariel: I thought you were, like, a boring worker drone. Mariel: And you are. Mariel: But inside that drone is an ambitious little monster. Mariel: And inside that monster might be a tiny person.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Saxtus: [about Dandin and Mariel] Do you ever just look at your friends and wonder how they've made it this far in life and how stupidity hasn't killed them yet?