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how it feels to see people auguring about fire ring being good or bad:

#okay but I’ve seen so many people on pinterest #on FANON depictions of fire ring #saying things like #he’s a horrible person! he doesn’t care about his childhood friend dying!!!#LIKE HAVE YOU PLAYED THE GAME??? HELLO???#let him go #let him go roblox #okiisayingstupidthings

You know how some girls go through a victorian goth child phase and become strangely obsessed with death and everything morbid? I could totally see Ciri doing that.

#especially warlord daughter ciri #just walking around with a black veil covering her head #in black mourning dress #saying things like #each day passed is a little death father dearest #the witcher #artistsfuneral about the witcher #witcher

Reader being so good at massages that it becomes a routine to give massages to the 141. But they want to return the favor but Reader always shoots them down getting a little flustered.

But one day she’s at the desk filling out paper work and she’s sore and stiff from being at her desk all day. So one of the guys sees her and asks if they can return the favor. She surprisingly agrees.

So they do what she usually does to them, talking her through it and what not. They dont think anything different from it but oh boy.

She’s freaking out because she really, really, likes massages. Sometimes to the point where she crosses her legs trying to ignore the growing feeling in between.

So she’s trying to keep her composure but that goes out the window when his thumbs massage the back part of her ears. Heavy breaths and sighs start coming out.

“Yeah, there, right there- mmh”

At some point, she notices how quiet he’s gotten. She tries to take a quick glance and christ.

He’s staring, hard.

“You like that?”

tldr // massage + reader = horny

Srs guys I dunno how to finish this so if y’all wanna write the rest of this I will give you a big fat smooch

#tbh I had Gaz/Soap in mind for this like #they would think nothing of it but then she starts getting like THAT and they are like #oh #nice #so after this first session they keep seeking her out #saying things like #“but you work so hard. you need this just as much as us :)#this is for the readers with sensitive backs #kyle gaz garrick #johnny soap mactavish #captain john price #cod mw2 #simon ghost riley

Here’s some clarification for some socially anxious people.

The first responders aren’t mad at YOU, they probably had a really bad or busy day.

Like seriously, 9/10 they probably had some stupid calls, the last shift had a Q*iet day, or frequent flyers are being f r e q u e n t.

So most of the time they aren’t mad at you, just exhausted.

#saying things like #it’s been quiet so far #is like cursing the EMT gods to smite you #social anxiety #first responder #paramedic #EMT #EMS #firefighter #shitpost

It's absolutely wild how me a Chinese Malaysian who grew up in India and tried really hard to fit in with my classmates did not for a second think "I want to be Indian to fit in" but instead went "I want to be white so I get treated better" because its so unspoken especially in Asian countries where whenever a white person comes they are so worshiped and glorified but the foreigner in question however usually comes to Asian countries in a place of ignorance and pity.

#did you know they don't have toilet tissue? We should be greatful #White people get treated like royalty and I think alot of it is because of media #Honestly English media is so dominated by American politics that I get sick of it #Like every single fucking time an American election happens every country knows #Because its everywhere #Don't even get me started on the white people that come and think they've reached enlightenment #Because they've seen people living in poorer conditions #Saying things like #I'm mostly speaking about third world countries #Like you do understand just because people don't speak English doesn't mean they don't have the same feelings and thoughts you do right #Wtf is this savior complex #Been thinking alot about Malaysia and racism and my experiences #Trying to process it but holy shit #Racism #Asia #Stop Asian hate #Sheekheeyoriginals

some thoughts:

it’s grimdark. it’s proud of being grimdark. grimdark famously is about being grim and dark and not always in very logical ways because being grim and dark trumps character development, or even character attachment, because everyone you love is probably going to die in horrific ways if they are not the ones killing others in horrific ways. grimdark is ‘we have so much rape because that’s a part of life.’ grimdark is ‘we have so much awfulness because have you looked at the news lately, humans are monsters.’

i got out early. because it was grimdark and proud of being grimdark.

i’m sorry that the show we all knew was grimdark turned out to basically highlight the grimdark genre and its failings in the most spectacular way that have been sadly easily predictable if you remembered the genre that this production was proud of being a part of. the chances that anything that stood proudly and staunchly behind the label of grimdark was ever going to give anyone a happy or hopeful ending was almost zero.

grimdark wants to hurt you, and it wants to make people angry, and it wants to answer your grieved questions with ‘well sometimes humans are like that because we’re awful and the good people often die, even the women and children.’ it wants to answer your betrayal with ‘life sucks, doesn’t it? haha, fell for it.’

that’s...what grimdark is.

and that’s what it’s given everyone.

tbh i kind of respect that it stuck to its genre.