#sbarg_memo

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>UA : Attack with allies

You sadly had to leave this group soon after your attack.

You hope that the combustible lemons you left to them have been usefull.

[lycandesu]

Sbarg_memo

CURRENT dichotomousCreator [CDC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCHRONOS: Too bad.

CPM: SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT

CURRENT swordSlammer [CSS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CSS: Hahaha

-- CURRENT peachyMemories [CPM] sobs hysterically --

CSS: You guys sound like you're having fun while i'm busy drawing.

CQP: PM WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

CCHRONOS: That never gets old, no matter how many eons you spend in existence.

CPM: Aha.

FES: Chronos, why do the horror terrors want you gone?

CCHRONOS: Ask someone else. We have been over this already.

CQP: Some men just want to watch the world burn. ):

CQP: But, yeah, ES, Chronos doesn't know. He's limiting his view right now and doesn't wanna see the HT's agenda.

CCL: Chronos I will punch your face back to next week through paradox space and beyond and then I will bite your throat off and howl victorious over your dead body.

CAP: lol

CPM: Won't listening to the eldritches drive people insane a la GO MAD FROM THE REVELATION and THINGS MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW?

CPM: lolz

CVE: PM

CVE: HE´S EVERYWHERE

CVE: LIKE

CVE: OMG

CCL: Wait. Why would I do that? That would just be mean.

CCL: I apologize for my unwarranted threat, Chronos.

FES: It makes little sense to me why they would want you specifically gone. It seems they wouldnt care either way.

CQP: They probably see him as a threat to their power.

CPM: VE not helping my paranoia

CVE: it´s okay

CVE: he doesn´t want to kill us for some reason

CCL: WHAT

CPM: ... He's not on the list o_o

CCL: I didn't type that

CCL: What is this sorcery

CCL: Yes I did.

CCL: No I didn't

CCL: Stop it

CQP: CL, welcome to the douchiness that is Chronos.

CCL: Yes, I did. Someone slap some sense into me, quickly, before I change my mind again.

-- CURRENT composedLycanthrope [CCL] growls --

CPM: What is going onnn?

-- CURRENT apatheticProcrastinator [CAP] punches CL on the snout to establish sanity --

-- CURRENT peachyMemories [CPM] cowers! ;A; --

CURRENT deliriousComposer [CDC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CDC: well, this is odd..

CQP: PM, Chronos is currently manipulating CL.

CCL: WHAT THE HECK

-- CURRENT quondamPractice [CQP] slaps some sense into composedLycanthrope. Hard. --

CCL: Quit it stop hiyying me omg

CCL: hitting

CCL: aaaaah

CCL: Thank you, I needed that.

CCL: NO

CVE: ...

CCL: May I have another>

-- CURRENT quondamPractice [CQP] hugs CL and does nice things for her. --

CPM: Want me to kick you in the nuts?

CVE: I´m scared

CCL: I am a guy, though

CQP: Whatever.

CCL: NO don't tpuch me omg

CQP: You get the message.

CCL: touch

CPM: CL Okay, Nut kicking it is.

FES: DC, I ask again, why do the horrorterros specifically target you? They have no reason that we can see now.

CCL: I can't type what is he doing to me

-- CURRENT peachyMemories [CPM] kicks CL in the balls --

-- CURRENT peachyMemories [CPM] slaps some sense into composedLycanthrope in addition. --

CDC: ?

-- CURRENT composedLycanthrope [CCL] sheds a manly tear as his balls are crushed. --

CQP: At least it was manly??

CCL: C...CHRONOS YOU SON OF A-

CCL: Thank you, friends, for clearing my mind with pain. But the job is not yet finished! I require additional beatings.

CCL: NO SHUT UP

CPM: Damn, how badly do you want us to gank this son of a bitch?

CCL: Quickly, before my lucidity fades completely.

CCL: This is madness

CQP: Chronos do you like get off from this.

CQP: Is this your kink.

-- CURRENT peachyMemories [CPM] KICK COMBO x2 --

CCL: I will get you for this

CCHRONOS: Alright, that will do. Now, what have we learned about antagonizing me, hm?

CQP: THAT IT'S AWESOME.

CVE: that its unwise

CQP: No shut up VE.

CVE: and we should

CCHRONOS: As for the horrorterror question, I am not entirely sure why they consider me such a particular threat. It is understandable, though.

CPM: It's kinky?

CCL: I have learned that I will still do what I said to you before, only I will enjoy it more because it's now personal.

-- CURRENT quondamPractice [CQP] presents CL with a brofist --

CCL: Actually, I have learned that Chronos is more powerful than I can fathom and that I should probably stop being mean to him.

-- CURRENT composedLycanthrope [CCL] brofists everyone and glares hungrily at chronos. --

FES: I only ask because it seems there are those that consider you a threat, but dont wish to lsiten to them

FUTURE vulpineEnthusiast [FVE] 1:00 HOUR FROM NOW responded to memo.

-- FUTURE vulpineEnthusiast [FVE] randomly shows up and puts a Bunny Sassacre Hat on Chronus´s head --

-- FUTURE vulpineEnthusiast [FVE] dissapears --

-- CURRENT vulpineEnthusiast [CVE] stare --

CVE: ....XD

-- CURRENT composedLycanthrope [CCL] changes his mind and begins bashing his head against a wall repeatedly instead. --

CCL: STOP DOING THAT

CVE: wait

CVE: so

CVE: the longer we fuck with Chronus

CQP: ES, as of right now, he's a threat. But apparently in the future he becomes. . . less of one, I think? Like, he kiiiiiinda sides with us against the Horrorterrors.

CQP: I think.

CVE: the more CL gets hurt?

CVE: ...

CVE: >.>

CVE:

CVE: >.>

CCL: I can take one for the tem it's ok let's beat the shit out of chronos

CCHRONOS: I don't see why I would injure any one of you based on the actions of the others.

FES: Im not choosing a side in that debate, only seeking information.

CVE: CL

CCL: Yes

CVE: FINALLY

CQP: I'm just glad I don't have to hurt any more innocent vases.

CVE: jeez

CVE: I´ve been waiting for someone else to get the idea of fighting back

-- CURRENT composedLycanthrope [CCL] stands around looking suspiciously like he will attack the next person to go for Chronos. --

CPM: CL would you hit a girl? :c

CCL: I AM THE SYLPH OF BREATH FROM THE LAND OF WRATH AND FOREST, I WILL GET YOU CHRONOS AND THAT IS A PROMISE

-- CURRENT vulpineEnthusiast [CVE] uncaptchas his katana --

CCHRONOS: No, he wouldn't. I kind of like you, PM.

CQP: Awwwh.

CQP: Chronos has a flush crush.

CVE: wait

CCL: I will hit a girl if chronos is that girl

CQP: Das cute.

CVE: Chronos has feeling?

CAP: Chronos

CQP: OTP.

CIP: HAHAHA

CVE: since when was this a thing

CQP: Shippin' it.

CIP: THE SHIP THAT SHIPS ITSELF

CVE: okay anyone gonna join me in attacking him?

CCHRONOS: ...you people amaze me with your stupidity. I no longer have the capacity for that sort of feeling. Consider it more a vague feeling of respect.

CCL: Yes I am already on it

CVE: It´s dangerous to keep him alive, and this might be the best chance we get

-- CURRENT psychoticallyMellow [CPM] Laughing At All Of This --

-- CURRENT composedLycanthrope [CCL] decides to charge at vulpineEnthusiast --

CCL: NOT

CPM: CL why do you respect me?

CVE: SHIT

CDC: i'll just wait and see wait happens

-- CURRENT vulpineEnthusiast [CVE] jumps out of the way --

CCL: STOP EMOTING AND SAYING THINGS IN MY NAME CHRONOS BE A MAN GOD DAMN IT

-- CURRENT composedLycanthrope [CCL] follows up with a right hook! --

CQP: Well, idk if Chronos is actually a man.

-- CURRENT vulpineEnthusiast [CVE] slashes at his arm --

CCL: Chronos rules, Lycanthropes drool.

CVE: DUDE

CQP: I think he's more of a. Being.

CVE: COME ON

CVE: STOP IT

CPM: Uh, are you sure we should be fighting him in this stage? o~o;

CVE: ...

CQP: Agreed, PM, bitches be dumb.

CVE: wait anyone notice how Immature Chronos is bieng right now?

CCHRONOS: It is funny because they think I actually have a physical presence here to be attacked in the first place.

CVE: like elementary school immaturity

CQP: He's like 5.

CCL: YES I HAVE NOTICED THAT QP

CCL: :I

-- CURRENT psychoticallyMellow [CPM] is going to switch chumhandles real fast --

CQP: Obviously if he has to control us he probably isn't with us.

CSS: Haha oh man.

CPM ceased responding to memo.

-- CURRENT vulpineEnthusiast [CVE] hangs onto the ceiling lamp and chills there --

-- CURRENT vulpineEnthusiast [CVE] not attacking anyone, or CL --

-- CURRENT vulpineEnthusiast [CVE] is keeping out of CL´s reach now --

CPM: Too busy contemplating or hiding like a spoony bard

CCL: Okay guys someone bind my arms with a chain or something

CCHRONOS: Alright, I really must depart now. It has been fun. You shall not see anything from me after this message.

CCL: Before chronos makes me attack you again

CQP: Yeah okay.

CQP: See ya, lover boy.

CCL: oh never mind

CCL: he's leaving

CURRENT psychoticallyCapricious [CPC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

-- CURRENT psychoticallyCapricious [CPC] Is No Longer PM XD --

-- CURRENT composedLycanthrope [CCL] binds his own arms with a chain or something --

CCL: NO

CCL: omg

CCHRONOS: There you go. Consider it a parting gift.

FES ceased responding to memo.

CCL: How did I even do that

CCL: How could I bind my own arms omg

-- CURRENT vulpineEnthusiast [CVE] hops down from the light --

CVE: fuck logic

CPM: CL is it okay to come out of hiding?

CVE: it seems

CDC: well then...

CCL: Yes

CQP: The douche says he's gone, but who knows.

CVE: okay so he´s gone now

[madeline-actrice]

So first i get RPing douchebags pretending to be the Midnight Crew

at the same time I get #SBARG_MEMO people in my channel fucking with me.

And I'm supposed to believe that they aren't being RPing trolly douchebags.

On top of that when I went there to tell them to stop being RPing trolly douchebags they constantly banned me and blamed me, saying I was the midnight crew, when they were fucking with my channel too and it was clear it came from theirs.

Fuck those guys.  If you want to seriously play sbARG, don't play it with them, and if you want to talk serious dreamer shit, do it in my channel, but if you want to roleplay, get the fuck out for now, because I'm NOT in the mood today.