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❝ you’re miniature!! there’s no way that much anger can fit inside you. ❞
“Well, first of all, not miniature. Second of all, Irish blood, there’s a lot of anger that’s somewhere within me. -- And he shouldn’t have touched my food.”
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For a moment, she’s amused by his bewilderment. Anastasia wouldn’t have minded the extra eye candy for the mission she dragged him on (entirely for his benefit, she insisted to him numerous times) but she turned away with a sigh and gave a small wave.
“Eh, better put on the shirt.”
“Can’t catch your museum bandit if I’m distracted can we?”
She then turned back to watch he numerous cameras in front of her, watching each one diligently in the case if the bandit showed up.
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“ --- Don’t really want t’ do it.”
“Not OBLIGATED t’, am I?”
"Is it bad that I enjoy infomercials more than I enjoy actual television shows?"
random starters
“That entirely depends on, A. the infomercial,and 2, the show. Enjoying the SNUGGIE commercial over iCarly is simply disgraceful.”
shassie B)
ship memes - 1 && 2
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa
lassie; usually when on a case and he’s ragin up a storm and forgetting to read anything that doesn’t have to do with the case
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them
shawn does it; but on lassie’s desk so everybody can see them
Who starts the tickle fights
SHAAAWN
Who starts the pillow fights
also lassie. shawn has a pillow pet and lbr he doesn’t shut up, so lassie will take his pillow pet and hit him with it to shut him up (sidenote: it doesn’t work)
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile
lassie is normally wiped out by the end of the way, and shawn is a night owl, so shawn
Who mistakes salt for sugar
lassie, only because shawn replaces it with sugar
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning
lassie, to which shawn angrily replies “NO NO NO YOU HAVE TO HIT IT WHEN THERE’S ONE SECOND REMAINING TO AFFIRM YOUR NINJA STATUS”
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines
neither holy shit they both suck (see: “all your facial parts are in the right spots” and “my girlfriend’s in jail)
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical ord
lassie (he’s a lil tiny ocd about these things)
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies
they both try to grab it, but shawn gets to it first
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion
shawn; but they’re usually stupid novelty candles
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen
shawn omg
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation
shawn; lassie thinks it’s just rly stupid but shawn gets sentimental about these things
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines
shawn does it without being prompted and uses fake names such as “dee snuts”
Who would throw the other in the pool
shawn oh my GOD he’s so annoying
Who is the better carer when the other is sick:
lassie ;w;
Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them:
shawn; except extreme sports translates to wii sports bc he is not athletic (lassie wins)
Who would cook the better romantic dinner:
lassie; shawn can’t cook, only bake
Who would build the blanket fort in the living room:
lassie comes home to a huge ass blanket fort at least once a week, so shawn
Who would have the best holiday ideas:
lassie, whose idea is “stay home” whereas shawn wants to go w/ his and gus’s family
Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own:
shawn holy shit he’s such a slob
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yes good I have converted you
all your fault. forever your fault
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yeSSS YES IT IS
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“LASSIE, buddy -- spirits are telling me you need a travolta movie marathon, but only late ‘70s ones. we’re talkin’ boy in the plastic bubble, saturday night fever, GREASE!! what d’ya say?”
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