#sc shitpost

[toasty-owl-arts]

A Star Crossed shitpost for @soultastic because their last ask made me happy. Also I'm feeling stupid and I just wanted to do this haha

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Cathy: My wife to too tall for me to kiss her. What do I do?

Jane: Punch her in the stomach. Then, when she doubles over in pain, kiss her

Kit: Tackle her!

Lina: dump her

Anna: Kick her in the shin!

Anne: No? To all of those? Just ask me to lean down!

[toasty-owl-arts]

The third one makes the most sense in canon. It's Aragon going "I am not gay", then it flashes to her being tied up by Jane and finding her very attractive, and then her saying "You know what maybe I am gay." - 9th

K no this is totally canon. It happens at some point and I love it.

I need to draw this now

[toasty-owl-arts]

All these shitposts is just 👌. What if we Imagine them reenacting vines

Jane: GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE. GET UP THERE

Anne: This house is a fUCKING NIGHTMARE

Or alternatively

SC readers: What do you have?

Cathy: A stab wound!

SC readers: nO!

[toasty-owl-arts]

One of the three ones stuck in my brain is Cathy thinking "huh I didn't know it did that" as she gets shot in the face with her own blaster. Does it make sense, no, but it's stuck in my head now. - 9th

Cathy: Huh, this is a new button, wonder what it does

*promptly gets shot in the face*

[toasty-owl-arts]

The second one is 100% OOC but I just find the image it creates funny. It's just Anna T-posing on Cathy's dead body and saying "This is so sad. Alexa play Despecito." -9th

Anna: This is so sad, Alexa play despacito

Jane: What's a despacito

[appropriatelystupid]

no rush quite like opening my ipad again and finding whatever weird thot i had the last time i opened it