#scarytinyturtlebutt

[cryptid-jack]

Wow, you really caught like, how scary and fast everything seemed to go for the Court of Bones. Like peace talks can totally go faster than people are comfortable with, but, marriage being the kicker for it can feel REALLY fast. There's also a bigger layer of ?!! to the reader, or at least me, cause nobody knows what this new hub is like and WHOA YOU'RE NOW A QUEEN. Like oh snap. :O

Glad you liked it!

To be fair, part of the speediness is the fact that I’m trying to keep to a short story format here, lol. I imagine at least a little time passed between the initial peace offering and reader leaving her homeland. Still, I’m sure it FELT like no time at all to her, poor dear XD Politics definitely can move scary fast sometimes, that’s for sure!

[undertalescreeching]

Also, Papyrus gets flack for not sleeping, but when does Sans legit sleep? Is he just catching naps at all hours and working multiple jobs to keep the awesome house in order?

we’re told that in-game!

Papyrus berates Sans for taking such enormously long naps every night

Sans, looking a little uncomfortable, is like “Paps..... htat’s called sleeping..........”

[spacegate]

Being able to breathe/exist safely in space without a suit OR the ability to create star systems you then have to have launched into space via science/teleportation?

I think i’d like to create the starsystems! That way I don’t get sucked into the sun or a black hole or anything like that D:

[malachitelibrary]

ur a lizard, jelly.

;Vc

[the-traveling-witch]

scarytinyturtlebutt replied to your post: I’m Shaking Things Up A Little!

Congrats!! Good luck and stay safe! I hope you have some terrific adventures! :D

I can promise moderate safety and maximum adventure! And thank you!

[breelandwalker]

patron saint of historical records and justice?

“Justice ain’t blind. And she’s got a long fucking memory.” X3

LOVE IT.

[askullandbones]

I need to complain about the mosquitoes in my house. Dude, from like, dying in the cats' water dish, to just me straight up murdering them, there've been like 20 mosquitoes seen in my house. It's not even really super hot out yet! I'm like really high key anxious this summer will be awful and filled with bugs.

Augh, I hate to break this to you but it’s definitely going to be bad this year. Usually an easy way to tell is if you get a pretty mild winter, you’re going to get a killer summer when it comes to insects.

[jolie-in-the-underground]

I like how you threaten people's kneecaps sometimes.

What can I say? They’re an easy target and a quick kick from the outside will hobble any opponent. So will a good throat punch.

Don’t aim for the face, guys, there’s a lot of heavy bone there, and your hands are quite fragile. A quick punch to the teeth, while satisfying, is just asking for an infection with how filthy the average human mouth is.