#schlatt's administration

[tagalog-dsmp-quotes]

"Slat, sinira mo ang bansa, sinira mo ang lahat! Tangina, nangarap ka at dahil dito sinundan kita, ngunit ginulo mo lang pala ang lahat. Lahat na ito! Sinira mo. Ginulo mo ang lahat na tinaglay natin. Akala ko pa man na meron kang magagawa." - Pondohan

            ↳ “Schlatt you fucked up the country, you fucked up everything. You had a dream and I followed it but you brought it downhill. Everything, you ruined it. You ruined everything we had. I thought you were something.” - Fundy

[tagalog-dsmp-quotes]

“Aba, ang dali pala, no? Alam niyo ba, noong araw pinabalik ako sa Panaginip SMP? Noong sinabi kong tatakbo ako? Alam niyo naman na nanalo ako, ‘di ba?  I said that things are going to change. Tiningnan ko ang bawat mamamayan ng L’Lakinglupa sa mata at sinabi ko, ‘Makinig kayo sa’kin. Bukas, mag-iiba ang lugar na ito...’ Simulan nga natin ‘to. Ang una kong kautusan bilang Pangulo ng L’Lakinglupa, EMPERADOR ng DAKILANG BAYAN na ito ay BAWIIN ang PAGKAMAMAMAYAN nina GUILLERMO ULING AT TOMAS’DIBA! PAALISIN NA SILA DITO!” - Dyeyslat

           ↳  “Well... That was pretty easy. Y'know what I said, the day I got unbanned from the Dream SMP? And the day I said I was running? An election that I won, by the way. I said things are gonna change. I looked every citizen of L'Manberg in the eyes and I said 'You listen to me. This place will be a lot different tomorrow.' Let's start making it happen. My first decree, as the President of L'Manberg, the EMPEROR, of this GREAT COUNTRY, IS TO REVOKE THE CITIZENSHIP OF WILBUR SOOT AND TOMMYINNIT! GET 'EM OUTTA HERE!” - jSchlatt

FOOTNOTE: THE ENGLISH LINE IS INTENTIONAL. beatrix and i decided that, to perfectly encapsulate the stereotypical filipino contrabida, we would keep one line written in english to mimic how most filipino contrabidas would strangely speak fluent english mid-monologue. the sentence itself became a few words longer to really emphasize that point too!