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Hand-carved chicken breast with chopped bacon, mozzarella & cheddar cheeses, lite mayonnaise, avocado, roasted red pepper, cilantro and chipotle mayonnaise on artisan flatbread. Schlotzsky’s calls it the “California Chicken & Avocado Flatbread”, which sounds much better than the “Mayonnaise & Mayonnaise Flatbread”.
I really love living in a small town, but it’s 03:00 and I’m starving. like, fucking famished. and I want to be fed. specifically:
Schlotzsky's, which appears to be an endangered species.
Cheba Hut. their white widow is an absolute masterpiece.
Sonny’s BBQ, which is hand on heart the best BBQ I’ve ever had in my life, but only seems to exist in the southeast. messages to management have received no response. but I would literally murder...
Chick-fil-a. forever the elusive chicken. but with their old mayo recipe. I’ve heard it’s changed, and that I cannot abide.
Arby’s, because I hate myself and I can remember when you could get three h&c’s for like $6.
fuckin’ McDonalds closes at 12.
Jackin’ the box also closes at 12, but I can’t go there with less than $20, so saved from myself.
Taco Bell. goddamn some fucking taco bell.
some hot grease.
literally any restaurant. they’re all closed.
gofundme? kickstarter? a patreon where I wax poetic about all this horrid food? what does a dying man have to do to get some fucking fat around here?
[UPDATE]: 04:17 and am officially stoned.
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