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Creative Director. Curator. Commentator. Conundrum. Opinions are mine, unless also yours.

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Would you like to add a little Guac to your order?

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[in the signature style of the Beastie Boys]

Nutella BLINTZ and Eastwood CLINTS

Dead presiDENTS and purple PRINCE

What am I donating? Here be HINTS

ANUCLEATED CYTOPLASMIC FRAGMENTS!

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That’s a good price.

And the perfect size for a nice breakfast sandwich — just add an egg and slice or two of American cheese and you have a beef feet mcmuffin!

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Reynard’s Review:

Manager’s Special Schweigert Old Fashioned Weiners and store-brand hot dog buns

Two with Gulden’s Spicy Brown and Mr Bing Spicy Chili Crisp — Tasty with crunchy texture fun, but saltier than expected. Moderation next time.

Two with leftover Arby’s Bronco Berry Sauce — This worked marvelously. Tacky but perfect. I’m rather annoyed at how good this was.

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Dexy’s samba lessons are going well.

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Don’t worry about a thing,

’Cos ev’ry little thing’s gonna be alright.

— Bob Marley, “Three Little Birds”

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“The rumors are true — I was once a street taco.” — Taco

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After tracking down the reflecting pool vandals (a cabal of communist squirrels), Detective Whisper turned her attention to the Case of the Torn Curtain Panel.

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UNSATISFYING

During the summer of 2016, We created and directed a video about unsatisfying situations: the frustrating, annoying, disappointing little th

“Unsatisfying” by Parallel Studio

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Lex Luthor really half-assed this one.

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“Would you mind not flushing the toilet while I’m in the shower? Thank you.” — Jinx

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TWO DROPS!? Are you insane!? That could kill thousands!!!

“Potluck Cookery — Delightful ways to make a royal meal from leftovers or whatever you have on hand” by Beverly Pepper, 1955

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Duncan congratulates you on making it to the weekend.

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Due to another miscommunication with the White House, the repair of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool’s American Flag Blue liner has gotten off to a bad start.

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Once unboxed and successfully paired with your smartphone, activate your Genevieve by entering the default password “pspspspspspspsps”.

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After falling on hard times, the Sorting Hat was forced to make a career change.

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