#schrodinger says

[schrodingersregret]

I really need the people in my life to stop questioning why I have so many notebooks and just understand I need all of them or else I will dissolve like cotton candy in the rain.

[schrodingersregret]

Trying to self-help therapize yourself into accepting compliments is like being a pound dog attempting to be urged into trusting the new guy via pets and treats. Like I dunno man, I am aware you in particular don't quite seem prepped to kick me a whole bunch and have shown me nothing but love so far, however, you could be hiding a gun in those completely open hands holding yummy things and I don't know if it's worth the risk.

[schrodingersregret]

I think one of the funniest things about not having access to medical transition but still presenting very masculine is every time I meet a new person, I get to watch them do the “wait what the fuck are you” dance. It’s like one of those sci-fi films where they have a pair of glasses analyzing every part of an individual with little pop up blurbs trying to link it all to a specific gender until they explode.

[schrodingersregret]

Accidentally stepped on my cat’s tail and I think this is it for me guys I’m the worst human alive time to go play hopscotch on an airstrip.

[schrodingersregret]

friend i must see a photo of da baby (kitty) (only if you're ok with it ofc!!)

Sighs dramatically. I suppose.

Here is big loser baby #1 (and the victim of my crime of accidentally stepping on his tail), Calvin. His hobbies include being a sickly Victorian man and BDSM. The two are unrelated to each other.

And here is big loser baby #2, LARPer of being a regal nobleman, Hobbes. He enjoys long drinks at the faucet and stepping directly on your sensitive bits with scary accurate precision.

They are twelve years old, I’ve had them since they were like six weeks, and if anything happens to them before their time I’ll go on a rampage spree never seen before by this realm. <3

[schrodingersregret]

Guys do we think if I eat my laptop Sergey Ushanka style I’ll be able to post fanfiction more often?

[schrodingersregret]

Upside to assembling a bookcase: gender affirmation

Downside to assembling a bookcase: ow ouch how does every part of me hurt ow what the fuc

[schrodingersregret]

My friend won’t stop making fun of me for just logging into browser Tumblr on my phone but using the Wikipedia app every time and I need to know if I’m the strange one here.

Consensus?

Literally what’s wrong with you

No you’re very normal

Voting ended onJun 29