Feb 6, 2017
General Biology: Does the thing take shits?
Genetics: Can we take this thing from that thing and put it into another thing so it does a specific thing?
Phylogenetic Zoology: Is the thing a Thingomorph or a Thingomorphoid?
Chemistry: Does the thing react with other things?
Thermochemistry: If we heat the thing up, does it become a different thing?
Engineering: Can we build the thing?
Programming: If the thing, then another thing. But if the thing is a thing, then a different thing altogether.
Astronomy: Is the thing in space?
Astronautics: Can we put the thing in space?
Astrobiology: Is the thing an alien? (The answer is usually no.)
Classical Physics: How does the thing move?
Quantum Physics: Is the thing even real?