#scooterpendragon

[brangwenboogie]

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Bran: Hey, quick question, but how does one get their hand out of a cookie jar without breaking said cookie jar?

[yoyotomago]

TEXT 🛴 SCOOTYO

Yoyo: Okay, but consider this -- A SCOOTER WITH ROCKETS ATTACHED TO IT! Yes or yes?

[addisonpendragon]

text 💬 👶🖋️🐲

Addison: I guess my company doesn’t interest you anymore 🙄

[coltonslim]

TEXT👃SCOLTON

Colton: Guess what I found in my nose!

[chelseacottontail]

TEXT 👋 CHOOTER

Chelsea: Scooty Booty Cutie!

Chelsea: Oh wow, I was just trying to come up with a nickname for you on the fly but that came out looking WEIRD lol. I promise I've never looked at your booty, even though you are a cutie.

Chelsea: Anyway! How's sophomore year going for you? Is it any easier than freshman year was?

[dawsondaviss]

text 💬 scootson

Dawson: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[angelinatremaine]

text 💬 scootina

Angelina: Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[ekatarinaromanov]

TEXT 🐢 KOOTER

Kat: Do you have any animal onesies? You totally seem like the kind of guy who has at least one. If I had to guess I'd think like a bunny or a turtle. Do they make turtle onesies? Those would be cute but also you wouldn't be able to sleep on your back because a shell.

Kat: Sorry if none of that makes sense lol I'm tired.