#scp--049--j

[wondertainmenttoys]

My good sir, what is this conpany about.

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[grillbysbar]

Oh well, you truly are quite kind, have a great day! The doctor would wave his hat to grilby showing moss on his head.

...All right. They’d better get to work cleaning, then. A small tilt of the head in return.

[grillbysbar]

Thank you good sir, you are quite kind. By the way, does this town have a shoe polisher?

A studied gaze for a few moments...

“🐦Grillby... Has no idea what a polisher is. Sorry to report once more, no.”

[grillbysbar]

He is tall, and kind of a introvert.

Sheesh... Grillby felt kind of bad that they couldn’t help, but ‘tall an introverted’ wasn’t exactly an uncommon trope around Snowdin...

The Red Bird pipes up at this point.

“🐦Grillby doesn’t know anybody by that name, and that’s a vague account... He’s sorry to report he can’t help.”

[grillbysbar]

Good sir, have you seen a man by the name of SCP-049?

...Huh. What an odd name. Grillby could only offer a shrug - never heard the name before in their life.

[ask-173]

Um. Who wha- (Pause) i mean yeah what are you good sir?

did you know the inside of your throat regularly exposes itself to oxygen, and light from the outside world

whats wrong with extending that trip from the darkness

[definitelycorrectscpquotes]

(Pauses) Uh. (Pauses) Oh look, more pestilence over there. (Points behind the blog)

my sister is literally behind me right now so uh