#screaaaaaaams

[theseinfernalangels]

There's a video or two of this girl on IG comparing her height (5'3, same as me) to the heights of the Empyrean men and I. somehow did not know that Sawyer was in fact SIX FUCKING FIVE

[the-tropes-are-hungry]

Once again compromised recalling that Murder-“Sitting is like a fetish for humans”-bot in Exit Strategy in the hotel does literally all of its recon/hacking/planning/redirecting between its arrival and leaving to go contact Pin-Lee laying down comfortably on the big bed.

Like in my head it’s eagle spread on its back but maybe it was stretched out on its belly arms under its head watching the display. Maybe it was fetal position with a pillow under its head and arm.

But either way the first physical thing it did was lay down on the bed and the last physical thing it did was get off the bed I’m fine

[rou-luxe]

waiting impatiently for project bang bang

[roger-s-maracas]

Sorry, I had to do this 🤣

[kukurubean]

did i stop in two instances to laugh at my job npc being in distress? yes

[halfhazardouz]

i am so dizzy from excitement but oh my god.

todays rahh update was insane. help me

[dopepoisonivyoncrack]

I was called by the Director of my workplace and asked to review some articles for the institution’s journal. I was a bit surprised the Editor didn’t contact me but didn’t make much of it. I got the articles, no names, in double-blind system. First article was ok, minor revisions needed. The second....is not very scientifically formulated (let’s leave it at that), I was about to write an extensive review and suggest major revisions when, towards the end, I figure who wrote the article.... the Director.

“according to the analysis of many scientists and of the author’s....” and they cited themselves. Good Lord, what have I done to deserve this? Suddenly I recognized the old voice in which my brain read the article... apparently my brain recognized the pattern of language and tone before I did. It’s a trap, right? It must be a trap. They’re testing me.... This isn’t fair... It feels wrong, it feels menacing.... M thinking maybe I should call the Editor?? or my other superior.... 

[hyunknow]

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