#sdmi roleplay

[smart-chick-to-scarf-boy]

Hey out there, mystery lovers! Please report any sightings of an African grey parrot with a scar on his eye to me. He is once again at large after a failed attempt to trap him with a bucket in my boss’s lair last weekend.

[mre-sdmi]

Judy kinda looks like a lesbian almond

[smart-chick-to-scarf-boy]

Someone please tell my boss that a bird living in your vents does not constitute an emergency that I need to drop everything and come in to handle.

[smart-chick-to-scarf-boy]

My anniversary is coming up and I have no idea what to get my girlfriend. Anyone have any ideas?

[mre-sdmi]

Pericles keeps insulting me in German..

[smart-chick-to-scarf-boy]

Velma, considering your peculiar relationship with an alleged mermaid and the fact that you and Shaggy weren’t working out, I think I must inform you that you are a lesbian.

Yeah, I get that a lot... I guess there's no more avoiding this. I better tell my girlfriend. She's gonna be so shocked.

[smart-chick-to-scarf-boy]

Scooby always steals my fucking garlic bread.

[smart-chick-to-scarf-boy]

Is taking a talking dog out for ice cream a good way to get rid of anxiety? Asking for a friend.