#seagullson

[shiftythrifting]

I'm sorry I have to tell you why they took the toaster to mars. An entire group of out of date appliances accidentally kidnapped their owners baby so they flew to mars to rescue them from rebelling appliances that want humans dead. Its a ride PLEASE watch that movie.

the little toaster has ptsd by now, the poor bastard

[blackbackedjackal]

I'm sorry to bug you, but my snake refused a mouse so I'm rot potting it, but I've never done it with a mouse before so... do you have any idea how long it might take? I don't wanna dig them up early.

It all really just depends on the weather but 3 months is a good amount of time to check on smaller critters! Usually small things are done within a month or two down here, and that’s at like 90-100 degree sunny weather :0!

[mortior]

Endangered asks!! o/

eqde said: self indulgent elaboration on transdave endangered: AR takes notice of this change in Dirk's feelings towards Dave, immediately questions him about it, which turns into a mutual agreement to see if Dave is okay with having a session. Dave agrees with permission from Jade. AR is curious about working with a new person, and of course, a new set of genetalia. Dirk goes in first, and AR is suprised by the dominant role he takes. This is something he will have to study in detail at a later date.

Ooh yes, I do have a thing for threesomes involving Dirk and AR, they are very fun to think about. >:3c Especially when AR uses these situations to “experiment” on Dirk and human sexuality in general. And the world always needs more trans characters, especially in sexual situations since apparently there’s some weird purity wank going around?? In fact I briefly worked on an original story concept with an FtM side/support character! But that story is many years away. :v

Anonymous said: Hey so I just finished reading Endagered for the second... uh, third time? And its heckin amazing thank you for writing it??? (Also I would love to write some fanfiction branching off it)

Aahh you’re welcome?!? Thank you for reading it! /)>//<(\ And yes please do, write whatever you want! AO3 has a neat feature where we can link related/inspired works together, if you decide to post it there. :3c

Anonymous said: HOLY COW YOU MADE A VISUAL NOVEL THIS IS FAN-TAS-TIC! It seems great so OMG! :DDD 

THANK YOU AAAH it’s a lot of fun once you get past the hours of troubleshooting and debugging that come with making a navigation panel. But I really am enjoying it. I can’t even count the number of hours I’ve put into it already, it’s probably a frighteningly high number because time goes by very quickly when I’m working on it. orz

seagullson said: You've got me hype about Endangered again so consider; Dirk actually dies. AR, grief-stricken, starts the first official Human Cloning Project trying to "bring him back". :3c

SADSTUCK, IN MY AU?? It’s more likely than you think. :0 Dirk’s death would be a very bad thing for AR’s psyche, and you can bet he’d do something like that. AR walks a deceptively fine line between dignified emperor and sociopathic murderbot. o/

Anonymous said: Question about the /amazing!/ game: will there be nasty in it?

Ooh boy howdy~ owo

[hskincalls]

I've already sent a call here I think, but I really want to find someone, so! Hi I'm Dirk Strider and I'm looking desperately for my brother, Roxy, Jake, or Jane. I want my family and friends back really badly. Memories are on my blog, and I'm 19 if that makes anyone uncomfortable!

!!

[testifytime2-blog]

seagullson replied to your post: Considering Hal doesn’t need to expel himself I...

“Here let me pull a fuck to give right out of my ass.” [Pulls a literal piece of paper that says “Fuck” out of his ass] -Hal, probably.

Honestly I'm just imagining him staring Dirk dead in the eye, bending over, and very slowly pulling out an entire fucking sword from his ass, making sure to drag it out as long as he can. No reason for it. No meaning behind it. He just does it and then saunters off, leaving Dirk with every regret possible for building him.

[slenderverse-remade]

Hey you. I figured out why people are fighting over that math and wanted to share with you bc I'm obsessing; The US and Canada teach different things. In the US the mnemonic is PEMDAS, in Canada it's BEDMAS. That's why everyone can't decide if its 1 or 16. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

what the fuck? its math???????? math should only be one way???????????????????????

[coolrobotgrimreaper]

seagullson replied to your post “somebody please tell me what animal my fursona should be”

Electric eel

daggone it you’re right

[coolrobotgrimreaper]

seagullson replied to your post “i love creating extremely specific two-song playlists, such as “Songs...”

Does the second one actually exist bc if so where's my link

Kansas playlist:

Vienna Teng - Kansas

Gorillaz - Kansas

And just for fun, here’s the unwashed hair one:

Demi Lovato- Heart Attack

Leslie Hall - No Pants Policy