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All hail the Harbor Seal King! This regal ruler of the rocky shores demands your attention! He may not have any real power, but he's definitely got the pose down. Did you know that harbor seals can dive up to 900 feet deep? That's deeper than any castle moat!

Harbor seals are expert fishers, using their sensitive whiskers to detect prey underwater.

What do you think of his costume?

Nothing will penetrate my fortress of smoothitude. #smoothsaturday #harvest2017 #vintage17 #v17 #sealking

#v17 #smoothsaturday #harvest2017 #vintage17 #sealking

Me: (heading out the door) Bye!

Brother: (from the back room) Bye, I love you!

Me:

Me: I love you too!

Me:

Me: I didn't pause cuz I had to think about it, I was taken aback by Luke's loud music!

#sealking #symphonicslugs #danietext #queueified

You would be Keptin

Suspicion confirmed!

#ilu shut up #sealking

Wellllllllllllp RP app sent. Crosses fingers?

#sealking #danietext #probably would have written better if sober #oh well too late now

We have Eric and Rinni at the apartment now, countdown to how long before Luke goes back to the Penis Post It Hunt and forces Eric to help.

#Penis post it #cirque-du-nerd #symphonicslugs #sealking #fuckdeanwithabrick #that's how it's goin

He only needs boob four.

#sealking #symphonicslugs #Penis post it

Danie: You already cheeeecked therrrrre~~

Luke: I also already checked the kitchen. Looking under the table. And I missed the one on the ceiling fan.

#sealking #Penis post it

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