#second wtf

[wentzellroni]

As if obnoxiously popping bubblegum in the silenced supermarket wasn’t enough of a disturbance, Veronica drummed her fingers against the handle of her cart. The beat louder and faster than the droning elevator music humming in the background. The brush of her shoulder yanked her away from thoughts; her visceral reaction unmanaged. “Can I help you?” A clear tone of aggression. “The banana sale is over there, asshole.” 

[silversatori-blog]

The most retarded thing I've ever seen was this book I got when I was like 9 and there were two stories in it but they put the second story in first and it opened with the narrator grieving about the protagonist of the first story who died at the very end.

[kimseokjinss]

i wanna........... i wanna talk about the eternally mv.

[orangespottedgiraffe]

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[go-to-earth-they-said]

Disgusts me how many little kids I see or hear about smoking weed

[ghost-in-spaaace]

Abby: M, I feel like, even though you’re not a guy, you have a really nice guy butt

Me: Okay 2 things wrong with that

[adeleradkins]

so I posted my kik here on tumblr like 5mins ago and immediately 2 weird ppl started sending me messages asking for a pic of me (bcos my profile pic was a pic of my cat) and where i was from and a 3rd one sent me a dick pic i am scarred for live im never posting my kik online ever again