#security slinger

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Maurice, to Lode: Everyone knows Mr. Saturday’s a lunatic. He was in Stalagmite 17 tonight, raving!

[Cut to Mr. Saturday literally doing that in Stalagmite 17’s hallways.]

BGM:

Security Slinger: Whoa! Slow down, Mr. Saturday!

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Random Security Slinger: Millard, we need you down on the Food Court. There's been a violent gang shootout.

[chuckles]

Random Security Slinger: Just kidding, a slug stole a bagel. But they do need it back.